The Best Threads Of 2003!

[3Vandoo]

Post them here, the best of 2003!

#1:

By LOCO

Originally posted by LOCO
frenchies are good..... girls that is... guys suck... not as in suck suck, but suck..... like when u suck... u know... not physically... or something like that..... do u suck too? i do sometimes on my gurls nips... they are quite good... i like em... and i love it when she grabs my head and pushed my face into her booberz... hmmmmmm... boobers..... damn it i'm hungry now..... anyone want some light pringles? it's got 1/3 sans gras... too much gras ain't good for u, ya know... maybe for cows but not us... cows on the other hand are good for us... hmmmmm cows..... i want one now damn it..... as in eat.... not what ur thinking... hey, i know what u were thinking........ um, yeah..... uumhmmmmm... yupyupyupyup... mkay... i think i should go to bed now... damn it there is noone here ever in the morning..... it's kinda scary seeing only ur name in the anabolic forum..... kinda like waking up and everyone's gone..... oh btw i saw 28 days after again tonight... 3rd time... i like that movie... fuked up brits... finally made something decent since like 95... nananananananananana buttmaaaaaaaaan...... nananananananananana buttmaaaaaaaaan...... i wanna do my gurls butt... but she says no... that's so mean... maybe some day..... who knows... she said i should get a guy and do him, if i want some ass... that's just wrong... icky... oh last friday we got really drunk... and when we were just about ot leave she frenched some chick she just met few hours before... in front of her whole family... i was like WFT is she doing... i always thought it would be kool, but after seeing it in front of me, i wasn't too impressed... so i just dragged her sorry ass away... she blames it on the alcohol... after we got home we did the nasty... and i mean really nasty... after we were done i looked like i killed someone... my stomack was all blood covered... was alright tho... we continued in the shower after that... finally she did it... she always said before she'd never do it on her period... i mean it's not i haven't done it before... i really don't care... hmmm..... paper... god damn paper.. was due yesterday... now i'm all fuked and trying to write it... don't think it'll make any sense tomorrow tho... does this make sense? sense... hmmmmm... k i rreally should go to bed... yup yup.....
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[leankid]

Anything from Solo

[tinytim]

i forgot the guys name but thi was his story........

funniest shit i have seen yet was about 3 months ago i was still on diet so i was doin cardio in am like at 6am, note alot of the business yuppy type are there at that time. i was on the tred and this dipshit next to me with his rolex and fancy ass water bottle and some special cell phone clip on his waist is runnin at like 8mph. his cell phone rings and man this guy could be quikest draw in the east he answered it so fast. so you think he would get off or slow it down. nope the dumb shit kept it at 8 and cont to run and talk. sure enough about a min later boom down he goes. cell goes flyin and so did he. funniest thing i have seen. oh and the next day he was on a stairmaster. ha ha

[FUZO]

MINE

[Luftdude]

Lol, good choices Vandoo and TT

LD

[omoore61]

lol, locos post was hilarious

[tinytim]

all of the posts in which Rado agrued his point to be able to say KID..........always entertaining........was that this year or last year??? i might be wrong

[jipped genes]

the big fuckin rat thread from njjuicer!!!!!!!!

oh and you must not forget our pal gotgear and the kitty killer

[MYRICK]

ANYTHING BY ME

[tinytim]

posted by geardup ......thougt it was good

How to speak to Men and Women Politically correct!
This was sent to my email and thought it was pretty funny!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2003 version)
>
> 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
>
> 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
>
> 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
>
> 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
>
> 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
>
> 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
>
> 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
>
> 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is SURGICALLY ENHANCED.
>
> 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
>
> 10.She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
>
> 11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY UPERIOR.


>12.She is not a TWO-BIT ***** - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a GRAIN ALCOHOL
> STORAGE FACILITY.
>
> 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. (my favorite) J
>
> 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALT ERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS.
>
> 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
>
> 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
> RELATIONSHIPS
>
> 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
> HORIZONTAL.
>
> 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
>
> 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
>
> 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
>
> 10.He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.


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[MYRICK]

I LIKE THAT ONE

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by jipped genes
the big fuckin rat thread from njjuicer!!!!!!!!

oh and you must not forget our pal gotgear and the kitty killer

Got Gear the ***** Killa!

http://www.fitnessgeared.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25090&highlight=cat

[njjuicer]

Originally posted by jipped genes
the big fuckin rat thread from njjuicer!!!!!!!!

oh and you must not forget our pal gotgear and the kitty killer

im not sur ei spoted that over here jipped but for fucks sake stop bringin that shit up

[jack hust]

geared threads all of them