Cock Blockin Mutha Fucker!

[njjuicer]

i was at m friends house chillein bunch fo us sum were duinkin jsut havin agood time well sum othe rlsoers came by wit a fine lookin mami she didnt wanna get dirty sittin on thes ebleachers we made so she sat on ym lap shes diggin me pushin up on ym junk hlin my hand and what not so everythign goin good shes abotu to elave wit the clwosn i ask er for hug and kiss i get it i ask for he rnumber she gives it to me then my idioit "friend" who new i was goina fter that goes and takes ride with ehr home is goen for iduno how logn comes back thn she calls and syas her cmaera case wa slef tinc ar so he brigns that shitt here and then he was there for while so now she is doin shit wit hima nd ten he coem back and is palyin it offliek eh went to gog e tffood when i en wwhere he went so this fuckin guy thn says shit ltryin to make it less obvious that eh wasnt tryin to do nuttin wit her and i ahd to walkj away befor ei cracke dhim in his fuckin face for fuckin ym game up pisses me off mroe is he kne wi was goign for her and even mroe so that id enver do that to a good friend of mine so im fucker pissed

[jipped genes]

he was just llokin out from you if you went off wit this girl there is a possibility of premarital sex in which you might loose your virginity you have been saving until your married.

[FUZO]

COCK BLOCKERS ARE NOT YOUR TRUE FRIENDS. THEY WILL SCREW YOU EVENTUALY.

[MYRICK]

ALL I GOT OUT OF IT IS THAT U NEED TO KICK SOMEONES ASS

[FUZO]

HEY BASS I SAID THE SAME THING.BUT WHAT LITTLE I GOT OUT OF THE POST I UNDER STOOD WHAT HE WAS SAYING. FUNNY.

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by basskiller
For now on.. I want you to write all posts in Microsoft word.. that way you can correct that spelling... I can't make heads or tails of what you just said... but it looked interesting....LOL

there is a school in jersey teaching people how to read and speak njjuicer. there are a feew of us who already know this strange language.

[Solo]

I got the general point but i definatley couldn't follow along with this one. yuou nee dtol eanr ot typ easshloe

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by jipped genes
there is a school in jersey teaching people how to read and speak njjuicer. there are a feew of us who already know this strange language.

I've got his CD so I understand him perfectly lol

[T82]

LMAO Intensity...........LOL
Yah nj, I had some serious trouble reading that one.

[tinytim]

my brain hurts.......






sorry you got blocked

[Blackfoot]

Some friend

[tinytim]

Originally posted by GirlPatriot
I think he said his chicken got plucked in someone else's barn.
~GP

hahahahah never heard it pu that way

[Piason]

LMFAO @ this thread

For now on.. I want you to write all posts in Microsoft word.. that way you can correct that spelling... I can't make heads or tails of what you just said... but it looked interesting....LOL

The combination of trying to read that thread and then reading what Bass posted had me Rollin.

Thanks for the laugh, they are hard to come by these days.


Piason.......

[Luftdude]

Originally posted by GirlPatriot
Well I am half hillbilly. I try to supress it but occasionally it just pops out.
~GP

Yea, I know what you're saying. I'm a full-blooded redneck with a rebel streak

LD

[Klash]

Re: Cock Blockin Mutha Fucker!

Originally posted by njjuicer
i was at m friends house chillein bunch fo us sum were duinkin jsut havin agood time well sum othe rlsoers came by wit a fine lookin mami she didnt wanna get dirty sittin on thes ebleachers we made so she sat on ym lap shes diggin me pushin up on ym junk hlin my hand and what not so everythign goin good shes abotu to elave wit the clwosn i ask er for hug and kiss i get it i ask for he rnumber she gives it to me then my idioit "friend" who new i was goina fter that goes and takes ride with ehr home is goen for iduno how logn comes back thn she calls and syas her cmaera case wa slef tinc ar so he brigns that shitt here and then he was there for while so now she is doin shit wit hima nd ten he coem back and is palyin it offliek eh went to gog e tffood when i en wwhere he went so this fuckin guy thn says shit ltryin to make it less obvious that eh wasnt tryin to do nuttin wit her and i ahd to walkj away befor ei cracke dhim in his fuckin face for fuckin ym game up pisses me off mroe is he kne wi was goign for her and even mroe so that id enver do that to a good friend of mine so im fucker pissed

njjuice you ever notice the guys that try to cock block are always little pansy-ass poofs. I say kick his ass.