Colonoscopies

[jack hust]

Colonoscopies
>>
>> A physician claims these are actual comments from
>> his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
>>
>> 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no
>> man has gone before."
>>
>> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>>
>> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>>
>> 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
>>
>> 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>>
>> 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>>
>> 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>>
>> 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
>> You do the Hokey Pokey...."
>>
>> 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>>
>> 10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
>>
>> 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>>
>> 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>>
>> 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that
>> my head is not, in fact, up there?"


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