Tell me your driving stories..

[Got Gear?]

Ahahaha!! Some good stories guys! Thanks!

[jack hust]

lol slammed the gaurd rail with dick in your hand omg

[alwayzgrowing]

Coming home from the jersey shore one night last year, the were four of us in my friend's girl's GMC jimmy. i was sleepin the the back seat, my boy was in the back part laying down, and my friend and his girl were in the front on the car, her driving. Im not sure exactly what happened to start it, but from what i understand, she cut some Mercedes off. So we get off at the exit for RT 18, and the Mercedes is following us. The two of us in the back are out like lightz. The Mercedes then supposingly started high beaming, honking, and swerving around her car. I guess she pulled over to let him pass, but he pulled behind her. The first thing i remember is the girl screaming he is coming to the car. It was around 3 in the morning. So i wake up and here this guy screaming at her. I popped outta the car, and my boy from the bacl got out, all 6-3 260lbz of him. I have never seen a guy go from so angry to so scared in his life. He ran back to his car and left before we could even say a word to him.

[Tinfish]

and slamed right into the guardrail...dick hard and shaking like shit from the accident

Did you pop the airbag with your boner?

[goliath]

Re: Tell me your driving stories..

Originally posted by Got Gear?
Tell me a cool story about something that happened that you observed while in a vehicel... Funny, scary, amazeing, disasterous.. whatever!

I'll go first:

This happened a little while ago. GF and I were driving home after a movie one Sat night. GF was driviing, I was in passanger seat. We come up on a yellow light and slow to a stop as it turns red. A couple of seconds later I hear this horrible racket as a car locks up it's brakes and slides about 1/3 of the way into the intersection. The driver proceeds to throw the car in reverse and screech the tires backing up to the stop line.

So I look over at this guy and couldn't help but start laughing. Dude was driving a big ole rusty boat of a car, had greasy long hair, a studded leather jacket, and had that "shaved with a weed-eater" look. Plus he had some nasty heavy metal tunes a blareing away... Cig in one hand, beer in the other and tire smoke everywhere.

I lean over to the GF and tell her to "Check out this freak beside us". So she looks over and we both start chuckleing. Well I guess buddy finally noticed us laughing at him and just as the light was turning green he yells "Hey Fuck you" and sticks his arm out of the window giving me the finger. He then proceeds to floor the gas in an impressive attempt to smoke the tires again and really "show us".

Here's where it gets funny: I guess this guy being the genious he is, didn't remember to put his car back into drive after backing outa the intersection!! I've never seen something so funny in my life! With 1 arm out the window giving me the finger and the other holding both his beer and his cig, he wasn't holding the steering wheel very well. The last thing I saw before his car rocketed backward in a fury of high pitched squealing and tire smoke was his face plant up against the steering wheel! He even honked the horn with his mellon!

Luckily it was late at night and nobody was behind him. But I laughed so hard my side was sore for days. To this day I still chuckle when I picture the way he smoked the steering wheel and his car took off in the wrong direction. I wonder if he spilled his beer?

LOOK MAN! I WAS THERE AND IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY!!

[BigSoda]

Originally posted by Tinfish
Did you pop the airbag with your boner?

Nah felt like it

[countrychic]

Ha!! The other day I am up in our lunchroom and I could here this guy cussing outside so I look out the window and there goes this guys truck across the yard in reverse heading straight for our welding shop!! The truck hits the shop and the big overhead doors, luckily it didn't hit just the door or otherwise it would of rolled right into our welding shop!! But here the dummy forgot his lunchkit in his piece of equipment jumped out and threw it into reverse instead of park!! So I am upstairs watching all this, I was pissing my pants!! So he's walking across the yard throwing his hands in the air cussing, out walks the boss, they go look it over and he is behind the boss walking around the truck and wam he hits the ice and wipes out he was up in a matter of seconds and the boss didn't even know it happend!! Anyways from where I was standing watching it was the funniest shit ever!!!