Auriflex's Daily Thought!

[Auriflex]

Don't eat off of the ground at a pig farm. You could get that parasite thingy, which is why god commanded the pilgrims at Little Horn "Thou shalt not partake of pork, or pork by-products! That includes bacon!"

[Cipher]

That was the old covenant bro in the old testemant. New test says nothing regarding it.

I had bacon and scrapple and ham for breakfast. Hehe

Ciph

[Auriflex]

I remember being on test. Man, I used to feel good. Now I just feel old.

[Cipher]

You really must be bored. Nice to see you enjoy mocking what WH and I do. We dont force you to read our threads but dont ruin it for those who do.

Thanks in advance

Ciph

[Kitten]

I can still have turkey bacon though......right?

[edvedr]

cipher, there is no need to take offense. i'm sure he was not meaning to give any. this type of post is nothing more than auri's humor. he is someone who will make you crack a smile when you want to kill someone. and reguardless of his twisted sense of humor he is not someone who randomly flames someone

[workinhard]

Originally posted by Cipher
You really must be bored. Nice to see you enjoy mocking what WH and I do. We dont force you to read our threads but dont ruin it for those who do.

Thanks in advance

Ciph

Hes just a lil twisted bro he is not intending to mock or flame!

[Cipher]

OK cool...I wasnt gettin fired up or nothing.....I still think auri is a standup bro that had made a great transformation to his body from the pics awhile back. I think his piercing stuff is a price gauge (j/k).

Ciph

[Auriflex]

Ciph, I will no longer make a mockery of religion. I happen to believe in some of it myself.

I have felt a little kooky lately - as this has been a trying week for me.

Anyway - I be good from now on!!!

[Auriflex]

Oh and yes I am bored. You are like the second coming of Nostradamus! Do I lean to the right or the left, that is the question of questions!!!

[Cipher]

Lean to the opposite side as your snake.....You dont want to walk lopsided.

Ciph

[trip]

Dammnit I missed the first Nostrdamus.

Is it worth renting on video?

[LOCO]

Re: Auriflex's Daily Thought!

Originally posted by Auriflex
Don't eat off of the ground at a pig farm. You could get that parasite thingy, which is why god commanded the pilgrims at Little Horn "Thou shalt not partake of pork, or pork by-products! That includes bacon!"

that's actually the reson why muslims don't eat pork... and i think jews too... or somehting like that.....

[Keiser]

Originally posted by blm9376
Thanks Ciph...now Auri isn't going to post anymore humorous religion related comments. Good job. Everybody knows Auri is one of the most humorous, demented, yet informative guys on these boards. We didn't force you to read his threads, don't ruin it for those who do.

Thanks in advance.

well put

Thanks in advance!

[sparklylegwarmers]

i'd like to talk about midgets instead. is everyone alright with this?