I have noticed

[Auriflex]

That this forum has far too many 'good morning' threads. I mean, honestly - do we really care who has a good morning or not? I mean I care about myself, but you guys? Let's all get a dose of reality.

Tonight I have to do some shopping for an elderly lady I am guardian for. Part of the list reads "Pullups size Large".

I mean COME ON!!!! Why not make me buy some enemas, tampons, and some feminine cleansing products too!

God is punishing me for stealing candy from the kids this Halloween.

[jackjuice]

fine then. GOOD AFTERNOON.

[jack hust]

good morning auri

[Auriflex]

JJ - Dynomight!!!!!

It was an epiphany. Want to make some homemade soup together? I'm fond of clam chowder. I like to add a lot of vodka in a glass with ice and drink it. Sure it tastes a little different - but by the time you're done - you're not hungry anymore anyway.

[jackjuice]

GOOD DAY!

[Auriflex]

Good Day Indeed!!!

About that vodka?

[dreamgirl]

OMG, that was funny. Auri, good to see you posting. Haven't seen you on in a long time. -DG

[jackjuice]

VODKA RULES!

[leankid]

I don't get it.. Have a shitty afternoon!hehe

[Auriflex]

I have been here and there, much like a fairy sprinkling pixie dust all over Peter's Pan.

Ok, that might be a little much.

[jackjuice]

LMFAO. oh no choking. I'm ok.

[Auriflex]

My man boobs are sore as hell. And I thought my shitty workout the other day was pointless. hah!

[Got Gear?]

Vodka and raw clams are like beer and pretzels...made for each other.

[jack hust]

this thread is making my balls itch

[Auriflex]

Ewww

Raw clams are disgusting. It's like sucking down snot. Not that I do that. God, I think I just made myself gag.