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    Get An Ugly Girl to Marry You

    A bit drunk last night I've looked throught my father's music and this song, Get An Ugly Girl to Marry You, alway bring me a big fucking smile!!!

    If You Wanna Be Happy
    Jimmy Soul

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    A pretty woman makes her husband look small
    And very often causes his downfall
    As soon as he married her and then she starts
    To do the things that will break his heart

    But if you make an ugly woman your wife
    A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
    An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
    And she'll always give you peace of mind

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    Sax solo

    Don't let your friends say you have no taste
    Go ahead and marry anyway
    Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
    Take it from me, she's a better catch

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    Spoken:
    Say man!
    Hey baby!
    I saw your wife the other day!
    Yeah?
    Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
    Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
    Yeah, alright!

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you
    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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  • #2
    LOL
    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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    • #3
      Lmfao good one Vandoo

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      • #4
        I love that song!!!
        Everything I say is my opinion and should not be listened to by anyone.

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        • #5
          vandoo you never cease to amaze me
          R.I.P. GearedUp

          Lord, make me strong, and let the weak find comfort in my strength.



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          • #6
            lol that's so true..... just the other day i was listening to mojo radio am640 and the topic was 'marrying beautiful women'.. and then they had callers call in, and almost all of the ones that ended up marrying a pretty girl, said they regret doing it... and couple of guys called in and said they have ugly women and they are happy with them... hehe...

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            • #7
              ha thats funny

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              • #8
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                • #9
                  I honestly think I'm going for ugly women from here on out. Pretty girls=problems.
                  "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
                  Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination
                  alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
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                  30th U.S. President

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                  • #10
                    HAHA great song
                    The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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                    • #11
                      Hey Vandoo,
                      Hey bro I play blues out on the weekends sometimes with my boys that play out for a living. Great f'ing song. may I turn them on to it? With proper credit of course.
                      Reminds me a bit of Muddy Waters!

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                      • #12
                        So Vandoo, are you married? If so what does your wife look like?

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                        • #13
                          Dude, I had an ex g/f that was really hot. She was 33 and ALL woman - her shit wouldn't stop (legs, ass and D-DD breasts).................


                          man, what a f*ckin B I T C H (unless it was convieniant for her to be nice). No way I would have married her!!!! HELL NO!!!

                          :p

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                          • #14
                            lol good post.

                            fugly women are good too.

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