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i was catchin the phones for the girl at our front desk on her break. there is a bathroom right behind her desk. we use it to pee but go downstairs for #2 so we dont stink up our office. my boss went in there today. all i heard was a sound like an old model T engine starting on a cold morning while missing on one cylinder and him singing christmas songs. when he came out the wall of filth hit me like a wall of oil laden sewage penetrating every poor on my body with its crushing odor. so thick was this tainted air as i inhaled through my mouth i could TASTE the foulness. i jumped the front counter almost taking out the lady who works in the mail room. i backed away in daze. the poor woman didnt know what to do, she hesitated to deliver the mail then pushed her cart away without stopping a grimace on her face. my boss was laughing so hard i thought he would pee himself. thats just nasty. fat rancid bastard.
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"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
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shoudl kciekd him in the dick and ablls singign carols and then proceed to defeicat eon his desk
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Damn, that's real sick JG
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jg, only you can tell a disgusting story like that, and at the same time write it up like Stephen King! ;-)
As far as your boss goes... I think he needs some donuts covered with exlax. Just melt them down and pour the mixture over some plain donuts.
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your boss says: YOU FIRED!three doodoo is back! Hide your women!Comment
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In that case...
jg, drop your drawers and dump right on his desk!Comment
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thats jacked up man, even worse is that he thought it was funny. You should buy him a can of lysol and put it on his desk.
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Originally posted by vengeance
In that case...
jg, drop your drawers and dump right on his desk!
i wish i may take armani's advice and get him lysol for christmas"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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God Damn.
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