MN Temperature Chart

[PIT]

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@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in MINNESOTA plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in MINNESOTA sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian &English cars won't start.
People in MINNESOTA drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
MISSISSIPPI River water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Florida's don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in MINNESOTA throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in MINNESOTA have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@+10dgrees
People in Miami all die...
MINNESOTA'S lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in MINNESOTA get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in MINNESOTA are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Art.
MINNESOTA Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in MINNESOTA rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
MINNESOTANS get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in MINNESOTA complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in
MINNESOTA start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl

[armani1072]

hehehe nice one. gonna have to save this one.

[Luftdude]

Damn, that's great

LD

[3Vandoo]

There no fucking IGLOOS where in MN, come on, dont come tell me what cold is when you dont live 11months out the year in winter, and even your lawnmover has snow tires on it!

sheez

now I have to feed my sled's dogs, and close the polar bear fence!

[njjuicer]

LOL vandoo u tell him whats up u dman canadar btw img la dits u tha thas 1 motnh sof winter and not me

[Luftdude]

Hell Houston barely has a winter

LD

[FUZO]

AND THIS MEANS WHAT. ITS 100 DEGREES UNDER MY BALLS.LOL

[Luftdude]

It means Houston is hot most of the year. And rest of the year it's either cool or warm

LD

[3Vandoo]

me I have three seasons.....

they are simple, and they go like this....

-55(winter)
-30(spring)
-20(summer)

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by saturn
LOL....I have to go feed the sled dogs to vandoo.....I though MN was just down the street from Vandooland Canada.

nope about 3000miles to the west from me!

if you want to get here

get to the airport, then get a snowmobile,
take the polar express way, drive about 10miles, you will see an old igloo, then you have to turn left. you continue 5 min, you will see an iceberg, then you know you are on the good way....

Pass a polar bears farm, about 1mile, then you will see a hockey ring, turn right toward the church of the coldish saint...

continue another 10min, you will pass a H*****'s and a tim horton, (in front of Ice Plaza) continue, first light mained by penguins, to your left, 21 igloos on the right, 1234 Cold Meat Street Avenue.

[jack hust]

lol