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I go to class today and I go to take a piss.......there's 4 urinals on the wall with no dividing walls or anything.
There's one guy on the far left and another older guy at the far right (I'm pretty positive he must have been a teacher......some little guy in dressy closthes).
So, right as I walk in, I decide to stand next to this older guy at the far right. Now, I'm standing there gazing forward as I wait to begin......in my peripheral vision, I notice he's basically done pissing just after I walk up.
Well, as most guys do (not me though
) he proceeds by shaking and pulling his package to get the drips out, ya know.
At this point in time (few seconds later), I've already sorta caught him casually glancing towards me (my shit) on and off again. He's shorter than me so it was easy enough to catch this. I'm continuing to gaze forward and try not to be distracted by this dude who's STILL pulling his shit like 15+ seconds later, AND COUNTING (that's a long time to shake your dribbles, damn!).
At this point, he's literally pissing me off and concequently fucking with my own piss concentration....and I'm not the type that gets stage fright in the pisser either. But he's STILL hanging around screwing off with his package and exhaling like he's actually trying to finish, but as a guy myself, I KNOW this asshole should have easily been done by now, and out the freakin door....so, my aggravation is growing fast now (probably along with his shaft as continues to tilt his vision towards me yet again - asshole freak).
At this point (probably 30 seconds later), I'm now SO distracted by my aggravation and his blatant disregard for mutual respect and privacy, that I haven't even been able to begin yet!!!! I find myself standing in there like an idiot, as if I didn't need to go to begin with and my bladder is getting restless.....so I tell myself "FUCK this asshole......I aint gonna stand here while this jerkoff keeps getting his jolies from me!!!"......and I put my shit back in my pants and walk the fuck out!
Now, get this.....the VERY EXACT moment I've got myself turned around and heading out (WITHOUT getting to pee!!), he FINALLY decides his dribbles are done with, and pulls his pants up too - YEAH, RIGHT ASSHOLE! He had nothing else to look at anymore!!!! I was so disgusted at his actions, I didn't even want to see his face and possibly recognize him either then or in the future.
I head around the corner to wait a few moments, and the run back in before I piss myself!
All I could think was "who does this freak think he is, and how stupid did he think I was while standing there next to him....not to mention that he finally stops rubbing himself JUST as I turned and walked off....all after at LEAST 30 seconds!!!"
He had some freakin nerve too.......as small as he was, he's looking to get his ass kicked pulling shit like that :2gunsfiri
There's one guy on the far left and another older guy at the far right (I'm pretty positive he must have been a teacher......some little guy in dressy closthes).
So, right as I walk in, I decide to stand next to this older guy at the far right. Now, I'm standing there gazing forward as I wait to begin......in my peripheral vision, I notice he's basically done pissing just after I walk up.
Well, as most guys do (not me though
) he proceeds by shaking and pulling his package to get the drips out, ya know.At this point in time (few seconds later), I've already sorta caught him casually glancing towards me (my shit) on and off again. He's shorter than me so it was easy enough to catch this. I'm continuing to gaze forward and try not to be distracted by this dude who's STILL pulling his shit like 15+ seconds later, AND COUNTING (that's a long time to shake your dribbles, damn!).
At this point, he's literally pissing me off and concequently fucking with my own piss concentration....and I'm not the type that gets stage fright in the pisser either. But he's STILL hanging around screwing off with his package and exhaling like he's actually trying to finish, but as a guy myself, I KNOW this asshole should have easily been done by now, and out the freakin door....so, my aggravation is growing fast now (probably along with his shaft as continues to tilt his vision towards me yet again - asshole freak).
At this point (probably 30 seconds later), I'm now SO distracted by my aggravation and his blatant disregard for mutual respect and privacy, that I haven't even been able to begin yet!!!! I find myself standing in there like an idiot, as if I didn't need to go to begin with and my bladder is getting restless.....so I tell myself "FUCK this asshole......I aint gonna stand here while this jerkoff keeps getting his jolies from me!!!"......and I put my shit back in my pants and walk the fuck out!
Now, get this.....the VERY EXACT moment I've got myself turned around and heading out (WITHOUT getting to pee!!), he FINALLY decides his dribbles are done with, and pulls his pants up too - YEAH, RIGHT ASSHOLE! He had nothing else to look at anymore!!!! I was so disgusted at his actions, I didn't even want to see his face and possibly recognize him either then or in the future.
I head around the corner to wait a few moments, and the run back in before I piss myself!
All I could think was "who does this freak think he is, and how stupid did he think I was while standing there next to him....not to mention that he finally stops rubbing himself JUST as I turned and walked off....all after at LEAST 30 seconds!!!"
He had some freakin nerve too.......as small as he was, he's looking to get his ass kicked pulling shit like that :2gunsfiri
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