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  • You Know You're Canadian When:

    You have Thanksgiving in the wrong freakin month!

    You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


    You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.


    Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.


    The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.


    The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.


    You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.


    You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.


    You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.


    You know what a toque is.


    You've plugged a car in overnight.


    You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.


    dat dere was funny EH?!?!?
    PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


    O2BESOHUGE is the Queen of my life!

    "JESUS is LORD!"

    workin_hard99@yahoo.com

  • #2
    Alot of it is true!
    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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    • #3
      lmao

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      • #4
        LMAO. another good one WH.

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        • #5
          Lmfao WH

          LD
          RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

          Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

          chris_93_jeep@msn.com

          mod @ garageboard.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Crankin'steiN
            LMFAO

            Yeah a lot of is true!!!

            so funny EH!
            eh
            PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


            O2BESOHUGE is the Queen of my life!

            "JESUS is LORD!"

            workin_hard99@yahoo.com

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            • #7
              EH!!!!!

              LD
              RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

              Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

              chris_93_jeep@msn.com

              mod @ garageboard.com

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              • #8
                LOL...good ones Wh...



                btw..what the hell is a toque?
                "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
                - Joseph Stalin



                Power perceived is power achieved.

                Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Got Gear?
                  Alot of it is true!
                  cept the thanksgiving months... cuz they are the ones that are wrong...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LOCO
                    cept the thanksgiving months... cuz they are the ones that are wrong...
                    Yeah, they did screw that one up pretty good.
                    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                    • #11
                      fuckin canadars
                      The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

                      njjuiceer@cyber-rights.net

                      Csecratary fo Staet for Natoinla Decauation

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                      • #12
                        i have heard of canada before is it north of kansas.
                        "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                        A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                        husband of the year

                        moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                        • #13
                          I love my counrty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          Everything I say is my opinion and should not be listened to by anyone.

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                          • #14
                            Re: You Know You're Canadian When:

                            You have Thanksgiving in the wrong freakin month!

                            WELL SORRY, YOU HAVE LONGER HARVESTING SEASON, US WE HAVE A WEEK LONG HARVEST!


                            You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

                            YEP, TRUE!

                            You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

                            ALSO TRUE!

                            Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

                            TRUE!

                            The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

                            FALSE, ITS 10 PAGES FOR NAT/INT NEW, AND 36 PAGES FOR HOCKEYS AND 10 OAGES FOR STATS!

                            The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

                            TRUE, PRIORITIES MY MAN!

                            You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

                            I EAT, BARS DE CHOCOLAT, PIS DES BOISSONS GAZEUSES OSTIE!

                            You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

                            DAMN, NOT EVEN YOU KICKED THE BRITS OUT, BUT YOU KICKED ALSO THE U, WE ARE GOOD LOYALIST TO HER MAJESTY'S ENGLISH (NOT ME BTW)

                            You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

                            GRATUIT, PRIX, SANS SUGRE AJOUTER

                            You know what a toque is.

                            TUQUE TABARNACK TUQUE!!!

                            You've plugged a car in overnight.

                            YES!

                            You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

                            WE ARE MEN, SO WE KNOW HOW TO FIGHT, US

                            dat dere was funny EH?!?!?

                            NOT REALLY WHAT IT IS ABOUT EH!
                            three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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