Jack Hust

[Luftdude]

Ummmm, is this a trick question?

LD

[jack hust]

yes but i allready know the answer you stud

[Luftdude]

Lol, I knew it. That's why I was weary

LD

[jack hust]

it looks like its just you and me in here big guy , want me to teach ya some masterbation tricks lol

[Luftdude]

Lol, I got my pornos for that

LD

[jack hust]

is it midget porn, i was gonna teach you the two hander

[Luftdude]

It ain't midget porn. It's hot babe porn with regular looking dudes screwing them lmao

LD

[BoneRack]

teach me.... i have one problem, my thumbs are wrapped together which makes it hard to get a good grip. I did get my knees surgically reversed so that they can bend the opposite way to make it easier for me to suck......my.....................own oatmeal once it's cooked.

[edvedr]

Originally posted by Luftdude
Lol, I got my pornos for that

LD

NO DUDE, you got some catchin up to do. so if someone with a 18 inch cock offers you help on how to use it properly, TAKE THE ADVICE. who better to teach you than someone who has been tamming a anaconda his whole life:p :p

[BoneRack]

The Crocodile Hunter?

[jack hust]

Originally posted by edvedr
NO DUDE, you got some catchin up to do. so if someone with a 18 inch cock offers you help on how to use it properly, TAKE THE ADVICE. who better to teach you than someone who has been tamming a anaconda his whole life:p :p

lmao you the man edveder

[Luftdude]

Lol, I think you're right. I don't want to screw up again. Damn my thickheadedness

LD

[jack hust]

try to give yourself a reach around lol

[Luftdude]

Hmmm, you'll have to explain how to do that jack

LD

[jack hust]

take your right hand place it under a leg and reach for your jimmy and go to town