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Once I went to the library. I said, "I'd like a book on the Heimlich anti-choking
maneuver," and the guy said, "look at the card catalog. I'm busy." So I go to the
card catalog. I look under Heimlich and choking and maneuver. It's not any of those
places. And I see this first aid book with the section and I take it and that guy
said, "It's a reference book. You can't take it out; you have to Xerox it." I
said, "Do you have change for a dollar?" He said, "It's not a bank, it's a library."
So I go to this souvenir stand and I said, "Do you have change for a dollar?" They
said, "It's not a bank, it's a souvenir stand." So I go to this bank, and they said,
"Yes, this is a bank." And they give me the change and I come back to it. And by this
time there's a line of students Xeroxing their books or whatever and I -- finally I
Xerox the Heimlich. As I go back the guy says, "Put it back, now that you've used
it." So I put it back. And as I leave, he says, "Thank you." I said, "Well, thank
you! I'm never coming to this barn again." And I went back to my car. Now by this
time, my sister's almost purple from the chicken bone...
maneuver," and the guy said, "look at the card catalog. I'm busy." So I go to the
card catalog. I look under Heimlich and choking and maneuver. It's not any of those
places. And I see this first aid book with the section and I take it and that guy
said, "It's a reference book. You can't take it out; you have to Xerox it." I
said, "Do you have change for a dollar?" He said, "It's not a bank, it's a library."
So I go to this souvenir stand and I said, "Do you have change for a dollar?" They
said, "It's not a bank, it's a souvenir stand." So I go to this bank, and they said,
"Yes, this is a bank." And they give me the change and I come back to it. And by this
time there's a line of students Xeroxing their books or whatever and I -- finally I
Xerox the Heimlich. As I go back the guy says, "Put it back, now that you've used
it." So I put it back. And as I leave, he says, "Thank you." I said, "Well, thank
you! I'm never coming to this barn again." And I went back to my car. Now by this
time, my sister's almost purple from the chicken bone...
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