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So this guy dies, and gos to hell. When he gets down there, the Devil has a group of newly arrived, and says "Gather around. I'm going to show you different punishments and let you choose which one you want." So they walk by the first room and there's the tradition poeple burning in a lake of fire. Nobody says anything. They walk to the second room, and there's a guy getting a 10 year chinese water torchure... Nobody takes it. They head to the third room, and there's a fat dude sittiing in a lazy boy, watching football, drinking beer, with a hot ass college cheerleader giving him a blow job. The guy that had just arrived to hell says in a hurry, "I'll take this one." The Devil walks over and taps the cheerleader on the back and say, "You're free to go."
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Lmao
LDRIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
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hehehe nice...Comment
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ROTFLMAO!
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lmfaoComment
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lmao that was a good one.Comment
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LOL
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LOL...oh god."Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
- Joseph Stalin
Power perceived is power achieved.
Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.Comment
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THAT WAS FUNNYComment
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lmao, i feel bad for that guy170 @ 9% 5'9
I have flaws, Yes, I understand that, but I have less then you:-DComment
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hahahahaha5'10
~190 lbs
I like to help, but do I look like a drug ******? (The correct answer here is no) So please do not ask me for drugs.Comment
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DAMNComment
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Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!! haha"If you're walking on thin ice, you might as well dance!!"Comment
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