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    when you sneeze and fart at the same time damn that hurts

  • #2
    lol no

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    • #3
      thats not as bad as when your chugging a brew and and you swallow wrong and you get this pain in your head and you start crying in front of your friends and then you puke while you are coughing and you aspirate (inhale-for gotgear) puke and get pnemonia and have to stay in the hospital for a week. now that sucks worse dosnt it.
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      • #4
        yes it does you win the sucke to be you prize bro lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jipped genes
          thats not as bad as when your chugging a brew and and you swallow wrong and you get this pain in your head and you start crying in front of your friends and then you puke while you are coughing and you aspirate (inhale-for gotgear) puke and get pnemonia and have to stay in the hospital for a week. now that sucks worse dosnt it.
          That sucks worse than jack's

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jipped genes
            thats not as bad as when your chugging a brew and and you swallow wrong and you get this pain in your head and you start crying in front of your friends and then you puke while you are coughing and you aspirate (inhale-for gotgear) puke and get pnemonia and have to stay in the hospital for a week. now that sucks worse dosnt it.
            Too Funny!

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            • #7
              hmmm......interesting.
              You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kitten
                hmmm......interesting.
                Isn't it though?

                LD
                RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jipped genes
                  thats not as bad as when your chugging a brew and and you swallow wrong and you get this pain in your head and you start crying in front of your friends and then you puke while you are coughing and you aspirate (inhale-for gotgear) puke and get pnemonia and have to stay in the hospital for a week. now that sucks worse dosnt it.

                  i just brought my puppy home from the vet hospital. he was there since halloween cause he puked and lodged a piece of a greenie bone in his throat. it was stuck there for over 24 hours and he caught aspirational pnemonia which he stills has. almost lost the little guy!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by edvedr
                    i just brought my puppy home from the vet hospital. he was there since halloween cause he puked and lodged a piece of a greenie bone in his throat. it was stuck there for over 24 hours and he caught aspirational pnemonia which he stills has. almost lost the little guy!
                    damn bro that sucks i sypathize with your pup for it happened to my when i was 17 on brew and baccardi 151 night. i dont think i choked on a greenie bone but it was entirely possible.

                    i havent drank liquor since.
                    "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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                    • #11
                      Ever have to sneeze and pee at same time. Loose all direction.

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                      • #12
                        WHEN THAT HAPPENS I USUALY SHIT MY SELF
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                        • #13
                          ya gotta sqeeze ur anal sphincter hard when u sneeze...

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                          • #14
                            But nothing is worse than sitting on the shitter and puking into the bathtub or trashcan! Coming out of both ends really blows!
                            My pain is caused by my pleasure!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LOCO
                              ya gotta sqeeze ur anal sphincter hard when u sneeze...
                              LMAO...you're right though.

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