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  • Whoah, a midday stiffee

    Man, I just went to they break room for a quick nap, and woke up with the most intense wood ever! It's abouta 3 minute walk back to my desk, and it was kinda awkward!

    Must've been anxious about the night I have planned with WH and Solo!!
    leankid@ziplip.com

    Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

    R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

    ***~LEAN~***

  • #2
    maby solo was in the break room with ya while you were asleep

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    • #3
      Dude how you gonna win the pissing contest with a bone.

      I have successfully surpassed the ten foot mark so you're all gonna lose.

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      • #4
        actually I can piss pretty far with a bone, just not very accurate.

        The real test is how far can you piss with post sex pecker???
        leankid@ziplip.com

        Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

        R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

        ***~LEAN~***

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        • #5
          Re: Whoah, a midday stiffee

          Originally posted by leankid
          Man, I just went to they break room for a quick nap, and woke up with the most intense wood ever! It's abouta 3 minute walk back to my desk, and it was kinda awkward!

          Must've been anxious about the night I have planned with WH and Solo!!
          hope it bigger and better than the one you had last night!
          PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


          O2BESOHUGE is the Queen of my life!

          "JESUS is LORD!"

          workin_hard99@yahoo.com

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          • #6
            5 foot to the left and 4.5 to the right. At the same time.

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            • #7
              Wow, that's pretty good. Is your "stream distance" affected by passing gas simutaneously??
              leankid@ziplip.com

              Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

              R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

              ***~LEAN~***

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              • #8
                Originally posted by leankid
                Wow, that's pretty good. Is your "stream distance" affected by passing gas simutaneously??
                normally that causes me to shudder and loose my concentration and i loose all accuracy
                "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

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                moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                • #9
                  I lose accuracy sometimes when I have a boner

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                  RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

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                  • #10
                    Oh, I hope my avatar isn't giving any of you boners muahhahahahaha

                    LD
                    RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

                    Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

                    chris_93_jeep@msn.com

                    mod @ garageboard.com

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                    • #11
                      leankid, just go in a bathroom stall and knock a shot off. thats what i do.
                      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                      husband of the year

                      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jipped genes
                        normally that causes me to shudder and loose my concentration and i loose all accuracy
                        Yeah right its like nos for me!

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                        • #13
                          Solo, you like my career in my sig?
                          leankid@ziplip.com

                          Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

                          R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

                          ***~LEAN~***

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by leankid
                            Solo, you like my career in my sig?

                            whoa. I think you need to go sit down in Dr. Estan's office and tell him about your childhood.

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                            • #15
                              hehe, the last race we went to my dad put that on his tech card. The announcer told what racer did for a living except him!hehehe
                              leankid@ziplip.com

                              Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

                              R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

                              ***~LEAN~***

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