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a lady walks into a bar and see a really cute guy sitting at he counter. she goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"magic beer" he says.
she thinks he's a little crazy so she walks around the bar, thier is noone else worth talking to so she goes back to the guy at the bar.
"that isnt really magic beer is it ?"
"yes, ill show you." he takes a drink of the beer , then jumps out the window of the building and flys around it three times and then comes back in the window.
the lady cant believe it, "i bet you cant do that again."
he takes another drink of beer and jumps out the window and flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
she is so amazed she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender " giver her one of what im having. "
she gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer , jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. the bartender looks up at the guy and says "you know superman your a real asshole when your drunk".
"magic beer" he says.
she thinks he's a little crazy so she walks around the bar, thier is noone else worth talking to so she goes back to the guy at the bar.
"that isnt really magic beer is it ?"
"yes, ill show you." he takes a drink of the beer , then jumps out the window of the building and flys around it three times and then comes back in the window.
the lady cant believe it, "i bet you cant do that again."
he takes another drink of beer and jumps out the window and flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
she is so amazed she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender " giver her one of what im having. "
she gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer , jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. the bartender looks up at the guy and says "you know superman your a real asshole when your drunk".
:p
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