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    HOW DO YOU SET YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK ? NOW THAT THE TIME HAS CHANGED I GET MORNING WOOD AN HOUR EARLIER NOW AND ITS LIKE WAKING UP WITH A KICKSTAND!! IM LOSING AN HOURS SLEEP.....

    O2
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    lmao

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    • #3
      i usually get up around 9 or so, and i get it around 5 every morning... makes me up sometimes cuz it hurts... especially if i turn and bend it the wrong way...

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      • #4
        Dammit, I checked all the clocks in the house to make sure theyy were set back and forgot the most important! The Boner-clock!
        leankid@ziplip.com

        Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

        R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

        ***~LEAN~***

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        • #5
          DOESNT IT SUCK WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU HAVE TO WRENCH YOUR COCK DOWN TO TAKE A PISS
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          • #6
            hahah yeah fuzo... i hate that... and u have to push hard to in order to piss.....

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            • #7
              I havent had an erection in seven years.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by fuzo
                DOESNT IT SUCK WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU HAVE TO WRENCH YOUR COCK DOWN TO TAKE A PISS
                OR HAVE SOME CHICK YOU DONT KNOW DO IT FOR YOU!!! HE HE


                O2
                ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                • #9
                  Fuzo, you funny fucker.... happens every morning.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LOCO
                    hahah yeah fuzo... i hate that... and u have to push hard to in order to piss.....


                    Yeah I lost my grip one time and fucking pissed everywhere. Slingshotted piss right on to my face and everything. Fuck I should work for the fire dept.

                    I hate when you jerk off or have sex and go piss and get that forked dick shit when piss starts shooting out the sides and up in the air and shit. that sucks man.

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                    • #11
                      YEAH IT SLIPS AND PEE EVERY WHERE.BUT YOUR SO DAMN TIRED YOU DONT EVEN BOTHER WASHING YOUR HANDS AND FACE YOU GET THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND HAVE YOUR WIFE STEP IN IT AND YELLS AT YOU WHEN YOU GET UP
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                      • #12
                        *thinks she should have just passed over this thread*

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