Street Fighting Tips!

[Got Gear?]

I know we have a few professional fighters and more than a couple people skilled in MMA on this board. I thought it would be a neat idea to share some tips and tricks for things you should or shouldn't do in the event of a streetfight. Hell, even I have a few basic tips..

Tip #1) Avoid the fight! Quite often even when you win you loose. Most of the time it isn't worth the consequences.

Tip #2) Take off your shirt! If you have time... I've seen a few guys get their shirts pulled over their heads and get pummeled badly.

Tip #3) Fiddle with your belt/pockets In this day and age, everyone's worried the person your up against is packing. IMO there is no better distraction method. If they are worried you have a gun, chances are they arn't going to take their eyes off your hands reaching for one. Be careful with this one tho.. you can get yourself shot.

[flexer01]

I use to say........."you better tie your shoes before we fight" when they look down.....POW.....right in the mouth.

[edvedr]

end the fight as quick as you can, hit to the throat (dangerous). or my favorite spinning back fist. i'm a little dude so i fight dirty, if you get me on the ground i might get up with your testicle in my mouth!

[flexer01]

good point eddie!!

[flexer01]

lmfao at saturn.......crazy fuker!

[DOUBLE J]

Originally posted by saturn
Curl up in the fetal position and start sobbing like a baby. When your apponent turns away in disgust kick him in the back and run like hell.

LMFAO

[jipped genes]

i ask them if i can give them a hug and knee them in the balls.

auriflex taught me that.


also instead of taking off your shirt strip naked below the waist. nobody will fight a naked guy. it helps to tell him that you find him attractive and ask him to take off his pants.

[LOCO]

my 2 fav. spots are nose and throat... so if u can go for that.. quick, easy, and very effective...

[zilla]

LOL!! Good one Jipped!! I think I would leave the naked dude alone. I did that once to a Young Female Xray tech. She asked me to strip to the waist. I took my pants off. The look on her face was priceless.

[FUZO]

SAY HEAR COMES THE COPS WHEN HE TURNS HIS HEAD WAMMO

[Auriflex]

I know!

Scream like a little nancy-girl! (Who are reknown for their shrill screams).

Or you could always just shoot him. I probably like this one the best. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Or is it 11? Oh I dont know.

[3Vandoo]

Left hand fingers in the eyes,
then palm of the hand under the chin followed by left elbow in the face, grab him and finish with the knee in his stomach!

[rushonahush]

i find some streetfights easy the first thing your enemy is gona do is try to punch you in the face or suttin just move as he swings and scoop him up and dump him on his back then get on top of him and finish it




hush
HusH

[Halo's Storm]

I was head of security and built nightclubs for over 11 years..My fav trick was to pull my nuts out and squeeze them so they popped out of one side of my hand..I would then look down at them and say to the guy causing trouble " Hey does that look like elephantitus to you??" when he would look down in disgust I would clock him in the side of his head...LOL..J/k only did that once or twice...Biggest tip learn to talk the best shit..I got out of more fight talking bigger shit then anything else...If you can make them belive they will def get hurt you can normally get out of a fight.....Just know how to back it up if it comes to blows...Storm

[OldWiseGuy]

Offer to buy him a beer then hit him over the head with it. Then enjoy your beer.