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  • Post Office: Give Back The Tubs

    Post Office: Give Back The Tubs
    Stock Of 20M Dwindles To 20,000

    POSTED: 8:19 p.m. EST January 27, 2003

    WASHINGTON -- The post office has a plea for the public -- give back the tubs!

    Millions of plastic mail-storage tubs are missing. They're great for storing files and videos at home and in the office. They act as foot-rests and plant stands. But they're vital to getting the mail sorted, processed and delivered. And they cost the government, and taxpayers, $3.25 each.

    Two years ago, the U.S. Postal Service had 20 million of the tubs. Today that figure is down to 20,000. Authorities don't want to have to buy more.


    So they're offering an amnesty: Return the tubs, no questions asked, and ignore the warning on the tubs saying people who steal them will be prosecuted. You can bring them to the nearest post office, or leave them for your letter carrier.

    "The post office fears that buyers of anabolic steroids are using the boxes to smuggle drugs into the country. Amnesty will also be offered for drug dealers - so long as the post office gets there damn boxes back."

    Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

    Nautica
    :2gunsfiri
    Disclaimer:
    Nautica is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form use, encourage, nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner. The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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    :2gunsfiri lol the usps wanting somethig back after they mess up my mail all the time fill my po box with junk mail are slow as hell with deliverys maby i will give the 10 or i have back out of the goodness of my heart ........ not he he he

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    • #3
      haha, let me go steal a couple hundred more.

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      • #4
        "Give back the tubs"

        Yeah, as soon as I get back my gear!!!!

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        • #5
          lol....they blame everything on gear these days

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          • #6
            Re: Re: Post Office: Give Back The Tubs

            Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
            were the heck did they get this statement at? why would th post office be more concerned with steroids than something a little more dangerous like "X', coke, heroine? instead they are concerned about juice! what a fu*king joke!
            same thing i said

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            • #7
              what tubs?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LOCO
                what tubs?
                hehe that was the same thing I was wondering. I just get my package like normal, and if it's at the office then they also just give it to me...no tub or anything...I'm feeling slightly gipped now that I can't take a tub.

                Aragorn

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                • #9
                  Milk companies have the same problem, people steal the crates.

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                  • #10
                    I thought 'who the hell has mail storage tubs', so I asked around at my office and unbelievably 3 people said "Yea, I have a few of those" !!! Where in the world do you even go to get a tub if your not working for the usps and why would you want one?
                    I told them I was turning them in.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mudge
                      Milk companies have the same problem, people steal the crates.
                      i got a few of those :p

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bigjim33
                        i got a few of those :p
                        Aragorn, do we have those too? :withstupi

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LOCO
                          Aragorn, do we have those too? :withstupi
                          Pretty much...but ours have tape over the US Postal and is replaced with Canada Post....

                          Yeah we have them but I don't believe they are that easy to....ummm take and use as furniture as our friends have so eliquently put it

                          Aragorn

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                          • #14
                            I was making a joke about what I had in the quotes "the anabolics" I thought the hole thing was pretty damn ignorant so I had to dress it up a little and see how many would catch it.

                            nautica
                            Disclaimer:
                            Nautica is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form use, encourage, nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner. The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

                            www.spotinjections.com

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                            • #15
                              I use my mail tub for weeding our yard

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