I'm going ice fishing!
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday
decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her
gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear
together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a
large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then
suddenly she heard a voice from above that said:
"There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole,
but then the same voice from above spoke again and
told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are
no fish in there. So she looks up and screams
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the
blonde.
So the voice from an intercom above cooly says "Well
first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of
all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday
decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her
gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear
together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a
large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then
suddenly she heard a voice from above that said:
"There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole,
but then the same voice from above spoke again and
told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are
no fish in there. So she looks up and screams
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the
blonde.
So the voice from an intercom above cooly says "Well
first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of
all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
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