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The Nun
> >
> > A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
> > driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
> >
> > He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
> > offend you."
> >
> > She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as
> > old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a
> > chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
> > nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
> >
> > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
> >
> > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
> > you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
> >
> > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and
> > I 'm Catholic too!"
> >
> > "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> >
> > He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
> > make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
> > cab driver starts crying.
> >
> > "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
> >
> > "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
> > married and I'm Jewish."
> >
> > The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way
> > to a Halloween party."
> >
> > A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
> > driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
> >
> > He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
> > offend you."
> >
> > She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as
> > old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a
> > chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
> > nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
> >
> > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
> >
> > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
> > you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
> >
> > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and
> > I 'm Catholic too!"
> >
> > "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> >
> > He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
> > make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
> > cab driver starts crying.
> >
> > "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
> >
> > "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
> > married and I'm Jewish."
> >
> > The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way
> > to a Halloween party."
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