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  • How to make the neighbour runs

    I have that annoying neighbour, she in her mid 40. I hate them, they dont do shit around their house(OH YEAH Sorry, I cant complaint, coz they are in their home, well fuck it when I look at their backyard....)

    Anyway, she alway asking for services and lately she alway asking that I do some work on the puter.

    As I am a bit tired of it, I decided to do this.

    I heard her knocking at the door, I was on my puter, and in boxers. My boxers have a big hole in the worst place you can imagine, so I took my dick out of my boxers at the view of everyone.

    So she arrives next to me and suddenly I see her eyes widen (ok im sure she didnt have sex since 20 years or so, her husband is a jerk and so slim if he get a hard on, there no more blood to the brain and faints)

    So, im doing her the service on word, and I see her, looking down and suddenly she was blushing, then jumping up and down looking at the ceiling. When I finished she rushed to the door, quicly said thank you and bye!

    Tomorrow when I saw her, she rushed into her car avoiding me

    YEAH, she wont ask for anything again!

    hehehehe
    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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    lmfaorof

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    • #3
      yep i knew it was u again by just reading the title :p

      as for the lady... maybe she was just suprised to see how tiny ur saucisse was.. hehe..

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      • #4
        Man Vandoo... You really gotta learn to keep your Junk in the Trunks! Your lucky she didn't try to molest you!
        RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

        Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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        • #5
          LOL imagine vandoo running away with his junk dangling all over the place, and the woman with an insane look on her face running after him...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by LOCO
            yep i knew it was u again by just reading the title :p

            as for the lady... maybe she was just suprised to see how tiny ur saucisse was.. hehe..
            Hey who hates cocktail weiner here!!!

            three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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            • #7
              Lol now that's a good way for your neighbor lady to stop coming over
              RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

              Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

              chris_93_jeep@msn.com

              mod @ garageboard.com

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              • #8
                How to give the neighbour the runs
                Slip some x-lax into her coffee!
                RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Got Gear?
                  Slip some x-lax into her coffee!
                  i think it's easier for him to just drop his pants...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LOCO
                    i think it's easier for him to just drop his pants...

                    yup
                    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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                    • #11
                      crazy ass vandoo!
                      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                      husband of the year

                      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jipped genes
                        crazy ass vandoo!
                        Ain't he though
                        RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

                        Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

                        chris_93_jeep@msn.com

                        mod @ garageboard.com

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                        • #13
                          OMG! I think I need a pic to visualize this....

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