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Subject: Personality Test
>Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
>personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
>they concurred on almost all counts. (there was also a male survey
done,
>see below)
>
>
>The results:
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>
>Beer - Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Challenge her to a game
>of pool.
>
>
>Blender Drinks - Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Avoid her,
>unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
>Mixed Drinks - Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
>taste - knows EXACTLY what she wants. You won't have to approach her.
>If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
>
>
>Wine - does not include White Zinfandel. Conservative and classy;
>sophisticated yet giggles. Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
>evenings with friends.
>
>
>White Zinfandel - Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
>actually, she has NO clue. Make her feel smarter than she
>is............. this should be an easy target.
>
>
>Shots - Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
>drunk... and naked. Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
>Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
>Tequila - No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
>there.
>
>
>THEN --there is the MALE addendum ----
>
>
>The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
>
>
>Domestic Beer - He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Imported Beer - He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Wine - He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to
>help him get laid.
>
>
>Whiskey - He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
>
>
>Tequila - He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>
>White Zinfandel - He's gay!
>Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
>personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
>they concurred on almost all counts. (there was also a male survey
done,
>see below)
>
>
>The results:
>
>
>Beer - Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Challenge her to a game
>of pool.
>
>
>Blender Drinks - Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Avoid her,
>unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
>Mixed Drinks - Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
>taste - knows EXACTLY what she wants. You won't have to approach her.
>If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
>
>
>Wine - does not include White Zinfandel. Conservative and classy;
>sophisticated yet giggles. Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
>evenings with friends.
>
>
>White Zinfandel - Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
>actually, she has NO clue. Make her feel smarter than she
>is............. this should be an easy target.
>
>
>Shots - Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
>drunk... and naked. Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
>Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
>Tequila - No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
>there.
>
>
>THEN --there is the MALE addendum ----
>
>
>The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
>
>
>Domestic Beer - He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Imported Beer - He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Wine - He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to
>help him get laid.
>
>
>Whiskey - He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
>
>
>Tequila - He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>
>White Zinfandel - He's gay!
Oh and I have a chance with the toothless chick
Thats so true!!
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