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Words are incredible things. Words can inspire. Words can incite. They can also describe those pulchritudinous protuberances we all know and love—boobs. These are our favorite euphemisms!
Angel Cakes
Apples
Balloons
Bangers
Bangles
Bassoons
Baubles
Bazongas
Bazooms
Beacons
Bean Bags
Bebops
Betty Boops
Big Boppers
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Blinkers
Bonbons
Bongos
Boobies
Bottles
Boulders
Boulders
Bronskis
Bullets
Bumpers
Butterbags
Butterballs
Cannon Balls
Cantaloupes
Carumbas
Casabas
Cha-Chas
Chimichongas
Coconuts
Dirigibles
Double Whammies
Dueling Banjos
Dumplings
Dunes
Ear Muffs
Eggplants
Enchiladas
Flapjacks
Flesh Bulbs
Flesh Melons
Floaters
Fog Lights
Fun Bags
Gagas
Gazingas
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Hand Warmers
Headlamps
Headlights
Hills
Honeydews
Honkers
Hoohas
Hooters
Hottentots
Huffies
Humdingers
Jaboos
Jawbreakers
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Kumquats
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Melons
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Macaroons
Mambos
Mangos
Marangos
Marimbas
Mau Maus
Meat Loaves
Meatballs
Melons
Milk Cans
Milk Shakes
Milk Wagons
Mountains
Muffins
Mulligans
Nancies
Nectarines
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pagodas
Palookas
Papayas
Parabolas
Paw Patties
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Peepers
Pillows
Pips
Pointer Sisters
Pompons
Potatoes
PT Boats
Pumpkins
Rangoons
Rib Cushions
Roundies
Sandbags
Scones
Scoops
Shakers
Shimmies
Silos
Skin Sacks
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spongecakes
Spuds
Stacks
Sweater Meat
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tatas
Teats
Tetons
Tidbits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts
Waldos
Warheads
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins
Angel Cakes
Apples
Balloons
Bangers
Bangles
Bassoons
Baubles
Bazongas
Bazooms
Beacons
Bean Bags
Bebops
Betty Boops
Big Boppers
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Blinkers
Bonbons
Bongos
Boobies
Bottles
Boulders
Boulders
Bronskis
Bullets
Bumpers
Butterbags
Butterballs
Cannon Balls
Cantaloupes
Carumbas
Casabas
Cha-Chas
Chimichongas
Coconuts
Dirigibles
Double Whammies
Dueling Banjos
Dumplings
Dunes
Ear Muffs
Eggplants
Enchiladas
Flapjacks
Flesh Bulbs
Flesh Melons
Floaters
Fog Lights
Fun Bags
Gagas
Gazingas
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Hand Warmers
Headlamps
Headlights
Hills
Honeydews
Honkers
Hoohas
Hooters
Hottentots
Huffies
Humdingers
Jaboos
Jawbreakers
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Kumquats
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Melons
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Macaroons
Mambos
Mangos
Marangos
Marimbas
Mau Maus
Meat Loaves
Meatballs
Melons
Milk Cans
Milk Shakes
Milk Wagons
Mountains
Muffins
Mulligans
Nancies
Nectarines
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pagodas
Palookas
Papayas
Parabolas
Paw Patties
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Peepers
Pillows
Pips
Pointer Sisters
Pompons
Potatoes
PT Boats
Pumpkins
Rangoons
Rib Cushions
Roundies
Sandbags
Scones
Scoops
Shakers
Shimmies
Silos
Skin Sacks
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spongecakes
Spuds
Stacks
Sweater Meat
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tatas
Teats
Tetons
Tidbits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts
Waldos
Warheads
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins
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