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Women, must read and follow...or else
men's rules for dating
1. GIVE PLEASURE TO BOUNCER!
2. If we are in a different zip code, it is not cheating.
3. If we come home and our chicken is not ready, we reserve the right to sleep with another women that nite.
4. When you get old or pregnant, we will leave you
5. anal sex isnt cheating.
6. if she has the same name as you, it isnt cheating.
7. We will not give you a credit card so you can go and buy $1000 shoes.
8. When we want IT, we get IT.
9. When you get annoying, we reserve the right to insert a fleshy object in your mouth.
10. If you think i meant any of these rules, please jump off a bridge
1. GIVE PLEASURE TO BOUNCER!
2. If we are in a different zip code, it is not cheating.
3. If we come home and our chicken is not ready, we reserve the right to sleep with another women that nite.
4. When you get old or pregnant, we will leave you
5. anal sex isnt cheating.
6. if she has the same name as you, it isnt cheating.
7. We will not give you a credit card so you can go and buy $1000 shoes.
8. When we want IT, we get IT.
9. When you get annoying, we reserve the right to insert a fleshy object in your mouth.
10. If you think i meant any of these rules, please jump off a bridge
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