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You know you're Trailer Trash when...
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> > > >1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
> > > >dinner table in front of her kids.
> > > >2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
> > > >down depending on how much gas is in it.
> > > >3. You've been married three times and still have
> > > >the same in- laws.
> > > >4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
> > > >bowls on a different night.
> > > >5. You wonder how service stations keep their
> > > >restrooms so clean.
> > > >6. Anyone in your family ever died right after
> > > >saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
> > > >7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > > >8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > > >9. Your junior prom offered day care.
> > > >10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
> > > >Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
> > > >11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
> > > >exploded right off its wheels.
> > > >12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has
> > > >more teeth than your spouse.
> > > >13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> > > >14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > > >15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
> > > >get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
> > > >16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
> > > >there's a law against it.
> > > >17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
> > > >your wife drunk.
> > > >
> > > >1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
> > > >dinner table in front of her kids.
> > > >2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
> > > >down depending on how much gas is in it.
> > > >3. You've been married three times and still have
> > > >the same in- laws.
> > > >4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
> > > >bowls on a different night.
> > > >5. You wonder how service stations keep their
> > > >restrooms so clean.
> > > >6. Anyone in your family ever died right after
> > > >saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
> > > >7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > > >8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > > >9. Your junior prom offered day care.
> > > >10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
> > > >Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
> > > >11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
> > > >exploded right off its wheels.
> > > >12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has
> > > >more teeth than your spouse.
> > > >13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> > > >14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > > >15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
> > > >get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
> > > >16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
> > > >there's a law against it.
> > > >17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
> > > >your wife drunk.
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