Bear problems!!

[Got Gear?]

Frucking black bear has been terrorizeing my place for the last two weeks. He eats a crapload of our grapes but that doesn't piss me off, what pisses me off is when he steals my garbage and trears it apart in the vineyard.

I've had to re-pack 1 bag of garbage 3 times now!

I need some suggestions on what to do.. I don't have any other place to store my garbage, so it has to be outside.

I'm thinking about getting some wire mesh to put down under the garbage bags, and wraping the top 1/2 of the garbage bag in aluminum foil. Then hooking it up to 120V household power. When the bear touches the tinfoil while standing on the wire mesh, he'll get a shock. Think it'd work?

[workinhard]

shoot him

[jack hust]

i agree good source of protein

[3Vandoo]

put carbage in special container

[3Vandoo]

Well here maybe I have a solution!


first we need to install a perimeter of defence,...


so we will set barbed wired around the bags, three rows should do fine, in between there rows we will set landmine, and boobytraps

at 50 meters from the bags we will set our first perimter of defense, which is constituted of heavy barbed wired and trenches that will bring the bear in the path we want, so if he decided to continue he end up in mines.
when he cross the path flares will be set up.

around the bags we will set, 4 miradors all main with heavy machine guns and light....

the barbed wire are all electrified of course and soaked in excrement first.

[leankid]

What's wrong with blowing his head off?

[LOCO]

damn alcohol.. i just looked at the thread cuz i thought it said beer problems...

[edvedr]

Originally posted by LOCO
damn alcohol.. i just looked at the thread cuz i thought it said beer problems...

so did i

[IntensityX]

Was boo boo bear with him,you might want to call the Ranger for this one

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
Well here maybe I have a solution!


first we need to install a perimeter of defence,...


so we will set barbed wired around the bags, three rows should do fine, in between there rows we will set landmine, and boobytraps

at 50 meters from the bags we will set our first perimter of defense, which is constituted of heavy barbed wired and trenches that will bring the bear in the path we want, so if he decided to continue he end up in mines.
when he cross the path flares will be set up.

around the bags we will set, 4 miradors all main with heavy machine guns and light....

the barbed wire are all electrified of course and soaked in excrement first.

We have a plan! The gf's gonna be pissed about us digging up the yard tho

[3Vandoo]

GG,

I have a friend that wants to talk to you!

"Good day mate here the bear hunter, I'm the bloody far cousin of that wanker of victoria's drinker, the croc hunter mate! I wank that bear out for a pancy pack of beer, let me know so I call me blokes anyways, how many stone does he seems to weigh?

[LOCO]

man.. get a cheap glock, AK or anyhting halfway decent, and wait around the bush for it to come by... as soon as it squats down to take a dump u pop one up his arse.. easy as that...

[Luftdude]

Yea, I'd get an Uzi or MP5

[3Vandoo]

I see some ppl are not expert in the art of killing here!