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My coveted Sugarbaby (My FG poem)
Since you're a little under the weather, I thought a poem from your favorite leg humper may help.
Hope you all enjoy...(Sorry if I forgot anyone)
My coveted Sugar
You keep blowing your nose and using all the tissue
A warrant of love, to you Sugarbaby I issue
Compared to you every other woman is a mutt
I envy your doctor for getting to spear you in the butt
Your sinus breath stinks, hears some listerine
Here, Please take another antihistamine
I can’t explain how you make me feel
I think you have taken too much Nyquil
I understand why you’re not getting better
You keep gettin annoyed by that f’in edvedr
Your sinuses are screwed, and would be scarred
If it weren’t for the funny pics from workin hard
What the happened, did you snort dbol?
Oh, it’s probably just from smellin estanozolol
Your snfflin gets old, it’s pretty rude
Like the one-liners from Luftdude
Get well so I can take you out to feast
Don’t eat too much or you’ll look like The Beast
You keep goin to the doc I’m seeing a pattern
Like a newbie getting flamed by that darned ol’ saturn
You like your meds you’re becoming a feind
But your walkin funnier than a thread from Jipped genes
Your nose is swollen it’s about to bust
But your still in a good mood like trusty Jack Hust
You’ve taken every med except for effexor
Next thing you know you’ll be kissing Flexer
As long as you can type and your nostrils arent looser
Everythings ok if you don’t type like Njjuicer
You got lots of snot and maybe a booger
But you’ll always be my coveted Sugar
:p
Hope you all enjoy...(Sorry if I forgot anyone)
My coveted Sugar
You keep blowing your nose and using all the tissue
A warrant of love, to you Sugarbaby I issue
Compared to you every other woman is a mutt
I envy your doctor for getting to spear you in the butt
Your sinus breath stinks, hears some listerine
Here, Please take another antihistamine
I can’t explain how you make me feel
I think you have taken too much Nyquil
I understand why you’re not getting better
You keep gettin annoyed by that f’in edvedr
Your sinuses are screwed, and would be scarred
If it weren’t for the funny pics from workin hard
What the happened, did you snort dbol?
Oh, it’s probably just from smellin estanozolol
Your snfflin gets old, it’s pretty rude
Like the one-liners from Luftdude
Get well so I can take you out to feast
Don’t eat too much or you’ll look like The Beast
You keep goin to the doc I’m seeing a pattern
Like a newbie getting flamed by that darned ol’ saturn
You like your meds you’re becoming a feind
But your walkin funnier than a thread from Jipped genes
Your nose is swollen it’s about to bust
But your still in a good mood like trusty Jack Hust
You’ve taken every med except for effexor
Next thing you know you’ll be kissing Flexer
As long as you can type and your nostrils arent looser
Everythings ok if you don’t type like Njjuicer
You got lots of snot and maybe a booger
But you’ll always be my coveted Sugar
:p
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