I live in a nasty cloud of protien stank!

[Got Gear?]

This is the only part I hate about bulking!

I'm a person who naturally passes alot of gas. Luckily, that gas almost never stinks and I've gotten good at letting it out quietly. Until I start bulking and the protein gets over 150g a day. Then watchout, even the smallest fart packs a potent eggy punch! Meetings at work are hell as I have to hold it in the whole time, and by the end of the meeting I feal sick to my stomache.. that gas wants out! The girlfriend kicked me out of bed last night... she said "the sheets are floating you fucking stinky bastard". I got the feeling she wasn't happy.

Anyone have the same sort of problem? Any suggestions?

[flexer01]

yeh, my pee stinks too......from all the nutrients!

lol......good i'm not the only rank bastard here!

[workinhard]

yall are nasty! lol hold it to long and you will shit your pants

[JENNY]

My man is killing me on the bulking diet, last night was the worst he stink woke me up in the middle of the night. i had to leave the room.

[flexer01]

who's bums are those?? They're very round and yummy looking........

GG?- you can try gasx worked a bit with me.....makes you feel funny though.

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by flexer01
who's bums are those?? They're very round and yummy looking........

GG?- you can try gasx worked a bit with me.....makes you feel funny though.

I tried some Beano... I didn't really notice a difference.. But maybe I'll pick up some of te gasx. The girlfriend said she wants to dip a tampon in perfume and shove it up my ass....

[flexer01]

ewwwwww man.......thats fukin sick!!!

Just stick the hose up there and crank it on!!!!!!

[leankid]

Originally posted by Got Gear?
I tried some Beano... I didn't really notice a difference.. But maybe I'll pick up some of te gasx. The girlfriend said she wants to dip a tampon in perfume and shove it up my ass....

Holy Shit that's funny!

[Luftdude]

Yea, it sucks making them noises while farting but doing it silently really stinks up the room

[workinhard]

hold it to long and....................

[jack hust]

yep good old protein farts

[Blackfoot]

Originally posted by Got Gear?
I tried some Beano... I didn't really notice a difference.. But maybe I'll pick up some of te gasx. The girlfriend said she wants to dip a tampon in perfume and shove it up my ass....

Now that's fuckin' funny!