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I attacked and took over two countries.
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
> >
> > I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
> > easy!).
> >
> > I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
>any
>12
> > month period.
> >
> > I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
>stock
> > market.
> >
> > I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
> >
> > In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> > vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but
>I
> > did).
> >
> > After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
>over
> > the worst security failure in US history.
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
>president in
> > US history.
> >
> > In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
>jobs.
> >
> > I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
>other
> > president in US history.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
>12-month
> > period.
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
>any
> > president in US history.
> >
> > I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
>since
> > the advent of TV.
> >
> > I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
>than any
> > other US president in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
>to
> > intervene when corruption was revealed.
> >
> > I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most pe! ople worldwide to simultaneously
>take
> > to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
>record
>for
> > protest against any person in the history of mankind.
> >
> > I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
>history.
> >
> > I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
>in US
> > history.
> >
> > Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
>history.
> > (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
>tanker
> > named after her.)
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
>Union
> > simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
>market in
> > any country in the history of the world.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
>military
>&g!
>t; occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of
>the
> > United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
> >
> > I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
>history
> > of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only
>one
> > letter away from BS).
> >
> > I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
>increases,
> > more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to
>beat, but
> > I did it!!).
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
>remove
> > the US from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
>remove
> > the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> >
> > I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> > congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
>history.
> >
> >
> > I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> >
> > I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> >
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
>default
> > no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
>election
> > inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
> >
> > I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
>campaign
> > donations.
> >
> > The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
>my
>best
> > friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
>in
> > world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
> >
> > I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> > history.
> >
> > I am the first president to run and hide whe! n the US came under
>attack
>(and
> > then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
> >
> > I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
> >
> > I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
>year
> > made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
>biggest
> > diplomatic failure in US and world history).
> >
> > I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
>people of
> > Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
>and
> > stability.
> >
> > I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government
> > contracts.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
>who
> > violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> > bidding for gov't contracts.
> >
> > I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
>any
> > other president in US history.
> >
> > I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
>than
> > two years turned every single economic category heading straight
>down.
> >
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
>driving
>in
> > Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
> >
> > I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
>time
>of
> > war.
> >
> > I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
>use.
> >
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
>to
>my
> > fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
>bankrupt
> > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
>on
>the
> > board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
>public
> > energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>review.
> >
> >
> > GEORGE W. BUSH
> > The White House,
> > Washington, DC
> >
> > (Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004
The saddest thing about this, is that it's all true.
I attacked and took over two countries.
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
> >
> > I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
> > easy!).
> >
> > I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
>any
>12
> > month period.
> >
> > I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
>stock
> > market.
> >
> > I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
> >
> > In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> > vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but
>I
> > did).
> >
> > After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
>over
> > the worst security failure in US history.
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
>president in
> > US history.
> >
> > In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
>jobs.
> >
> > I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
>other
> > president in US history.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
>12-month
> > period.
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
>any
> > president in US history.
> >
> > I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
>since
> > the advent of TV.
> >
> > I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
>than any
> > other US president in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
>to
> > intervene when corruption was revealed.
> >
> > I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most pe! ople worldwide to simultaneously
>take
> > to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
>record
>for
> > protest against any person in the history of mankind.
> >
> > I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
>history.
> >
> > I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
>in US
> > history.
> >
> > Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
>history.
> > (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
>tanker
> > named after her.)
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
>Union
> > simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
>market in
> > any country in the history of the world.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
>military
>&g!
>t; occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of
>the
> > United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
> >
> > I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
>history
> > of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only
>one
> > letter away from BS).
> >
> > I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
>increases,
> > more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to
>beat, but
> > I did it!!).
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
>remove
> > the US from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
>remove
> > the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> >
> > I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> > congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
>history.
> >
> >
> > I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> >
> > I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> >
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
>default
> > no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
>election
> > inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
> >
> > I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
>campaign
> > donations.
> >
> > The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
>my
>best
> > friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
>in
> > world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
> >
> > I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> > history.
> >
> > I am the first president to run and hide whe! n the US came under
>attack
>(and
> > then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
> >
> > I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
> >
> > I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
>year
> > made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
>biggest
> > diplomatic failure in US and world history).
> >
> > I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
>people of
> > Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
>and
> > stability.
> >
> > I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government
> > contracts.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
>who
> > violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> > bidding for gov't contracts.
> >
> > I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
>any
> > other president in US history.
> >
> > I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
>than
> > two years turned every single economic category heading straight
>down.
> >
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
>driving
>in
> > Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
> >
> > I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
>time
>of
> > war.
> >
> > I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
>use.
> >
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
>to
>my
> > fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
>bankrupt
> > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
>on
>the
> > board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
>public
> > energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>review.
> >
> >
> > GEORGE W. BUSH
> > The White House,
> > Washington, DC
> >
> > (Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004
The saddest thing about this, is that it's all true.
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