How to metaphoricquely say

[3Vandoo]

I want to f**** ya to a girl

I am chatting with one of my former players who is in college now and his msn handle is telling his gf that he want to go down on her so I replied to him, dude tell her that.

baby ill be the harpoon that will vanquish your deep valleys

ill be the cumcumber that shake your lettuce


ill be the canon that will blow your bunker


let hear YOU now

[IntensityX]

I'll be the bear that hibernates in your cave

I'll be the snake that slithers down your hole

I'll be the hot sauce that smothers all over your taco

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by IntensityX
I'll be the hot sauce that smothers all over your taco

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

ill never eat mexican again

[BossDJ02]

Originally posted by IntensityX
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I'll be the hot sauce that smothers all over your taco

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX [/B]

lmao dude that is funny as hell!

[Striated]

I'll be the one who squirts mayo on your fur burger!

[IntensityX]

I'll be the cream filling that fills your pootang pie

I'll be the love plug that plugs into your sexy outlet

I'll be the train that goes into your tunnel

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[jack hust]

lmao you guys are good

[3Vandoo]

baby let me park my SUD into your garage

[Kitten]

OMG!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Luftdude]

Lmao

[3Vandoo]

honey let me be the syrinque that will inject the juice into you.