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    Most people know of Van Gogh (1853-1890) as the artist who cut
    his ear off after having an argument with Gauguin, a fellow artist.
    Or they know of his lack of success at his chosen profession. He was
    only able to sell one painting and was supported by his younger brother
    until his death. Many know of his severe bouts with mental illness,
    culminating in a depression that led him to take his own life.

    What most people don't know is the fascinating family that
    Van Gogh came from. After much careful research, it has been discovered
    that the artist had many famous relatives. Among them were:

    His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh

    The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh

    The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh

    The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh

    The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh

    His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh

    His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh

    The Mexican cousin's American half brother: Grin Gogh

    The nephew who drove a stagecoach: Wellsfar Gogh

    The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh

    The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

    The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh

    His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh

    The fruit-loving cousin: Man Gogh

    An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh

    The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh

    A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh

    His Italian uncle: Day Gogh

    And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

  • #2
    very very good

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    • #3
      kinda amusing......ill give you a
      Sage
      "im the greatest scienitifically inclined mind since einstein"

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      • #4
        That was damn good bro
        RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

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