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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made
his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted
by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to
end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!"
Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why
I allowed the Federal government to provide for the
common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's
knee.
General Robert E. Lee directs Stonewall Jackson and
A.P. Hill while they administer a severe beating
after approaching undetected from the flanks.
General Jeb Stuart then rides up and tramples him
under his horse's hooves.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 61 other
people who have the same love for liberty and
America and Virginia. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas J-E-F-F-erson picks him up to hurl him back toward
the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot
destination, he screams "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you. What the hell did you think I said?
his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted
by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to
end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!"
Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why
I allowed the Federal government to provide for the
common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's
knee.
General Robert E. Lee directs Stonewall Jackson and
A.P. Hill while they administer a severe beating
after approaching undetected from the flanks.
General Jeb Stuart then rides up and tramples him
under his horse's hooves.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 61 other
people who have the same love for liberty and
America and Virginia. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas J-E-F-F-erson picks him up to hurl him back toward
the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot
destination, he screams "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you. What the hell did you think I said?
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