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Now I lay me down to sleep
pray the lord my soul to keep
and if i die befor I wake
Thank fucking god for all that wiskey
i tell you wat. nothin beats a whiskey buzz. better than any roids, better than any buzz. jack, jim and makers mark the room is spinin just when its dark. and if i sleep upon the couch, fuck my wife fer not puttin out. LOL fuck i should right halmark cards when i'm drunk.
happy birthday fuckers
take a swing, don't hit the floor
hope you find a fucking *****
and if by chance you can't get it up
blame it on that fuckig cup. shit boys i'm on a role
damn i think i fucked a troll
and when i wake i'd chew my arm
then wake that ***** cuz it would do more harm
lol thers no wayu this is gonna sound as funny as it does to me now tommoro. who cares *****es. merry chirstmas fuckers. its been to long since i drank this mucj and fcuk does it ever bring back some good memories. lol man did i ever fuck up central michigan campus when i drank whiskey. nothin better then the night beofre the guily morning. fuck threres a slight chane i can still get laid if i go to bed right now. hurry hurry no time to spare, off you go you underware.
pray the lord my soul to keep
and if i die befor I wake
Thank fucking god for all that wiskey
i tell you wat. nothin beats a whiskey buzz. better than any roids, better than any buzz. jack, jim and makers mark the room is spinin just when its dark. and if i sleep upon the couch, fuck my wife fer not puttin out. LOL fuck i should right halmark cards when i'm drunk.
happy birthday fuckers
take a swing, don't hit the floor
hope you find a fucking *****
and if by chance you can't get it up
blame it on that fuckig cup. shit boys i'm on a role
damn i think i fucked a troll
and when i wake i'd chew my arm
then wake that ***** cuz it would do more harm
lol thers no wayu this is gonna sound as funny as it does to me now tommoro. who cares *****es. merry chirstmas fuckers. its been to long since i drank this mucj and fcuk does it ever bring back some good memories. lol man did i ever fuck up central michigan campus when i drank whiskey. nothin better then the night beofre the guily morning. fuck threres a slight chane i can still get laid if i go to bed right now. hurry hurry no time to spare, off you go you underware.
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