How to tell wife her ass is getting big?

[Terminator]

Hey Bros, my wife used to have the most perfect ass until about 2 months ago. I used to be able to almost hold her ass in one hand and now both hands wont even cover it. The rest of her body is perfect except that.
She just commented yesterday about how she thinks she is loosing weight. I kind of just grined at her and she asked what I was grinning at and I said "you think you lost weight" and she didnt say anything after that. I want to tell her that she should to do something about it. but if I say her ass is fat she will be pissed off and I wont get any for months. She works out on and off. She will go to the gym everday for 2-3 weeks and then quits for a month. Could that be why her ass is getting big?
Any ideas on what i should say or if I should?

Thanks
Terminator

[wrstlr69sdnl]

Say hey hunny your ass is fat go to the gym more ofter so it staight up

[flexer01]

lol......that might be a bad approach.

just get one of your friends to do it......

[3Vandoo]

Hey! Your husband told me last morning while golfing that you are getting a fucking big fat ass dear!

[flexer01]

lmao........thats fuckin nuts.

[ontheedge1]

Slap that ass..... I love a fat ass

[trip]

In thirties metabolism starts too slow down, if you don't adjust die and workout, well, as you know, can't fight mother nature, yet she will let you work with her.

Like the friend idea, that's smart.

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by flexer01
lol......that might be a bad approach.

just get one of your friends to do it......

make it someone you dont hang with much cause she will hold it against that person forever. but then you can defend her and say "my womans ass isnt THAT big"

[Terminator]

I dont know any one that brave to say something like that. In fact I would beat someones ass if they said something like that to her. Friend or not! Thanks anyway though

[Blackfoot]

Here's a couple of approaches:

1. Go shopping for her. Pick out a pair of jeans or whatever. Buy the size that she used to wear. Say "that's your size right. i know b/c I checked the closet." It's a win-win situation bro. She'll figure it out herself that's she's put on some weight and you'll come out smelling like a rose.

2. Maybe go through some old photo-albums together. The point is to let her figure shit out on her own. You just gotta point her in the right direction.

Good luck. That's a tough one.

[j8k]

Bro you lose either way. I'm in the same situation and have tried every approach. Easiest way to win is learn to like a bigger ass.

[njjuicer]

how big coudl it have got in 2 motnhs lol but try askin ehr to gmy or sumtin but i aitn amrried so i dunno :p

[kaze]

Ugggh, no win scenario, and one I'm in now too. What I did was get one of her girlfriends that I knew I could trust to make a little comment about her getting a "ghetto booty", and the diet began.

I'm not stupid enough to put MY head on the chopping block!

[Luftdude]

Well, looks like this advice will work once I'm married

[LOCO]

i like big butts and i cannot lie..... :p