Need Some advise in the Female deptartment...

[mdd]

so i'm at work yesterday, (i work at a gym) and this little cutie comes in.... tan, athletic, bangin body, you know the type, a total babe... and goes about her workout

problem is pretty much since she stepped foot in the door i would catch her lookin over at me (only when i would check her out of coarse lol) then she would look away when we made eyecontact or whatever. this pretty much went on the whole time she was there.

Q is, what would some good conversation starters be for this chiquita? dont wanna let a good oppertunity slip on by.


oh by the way, there are some obstacles
#1 being she came in and seems to workout with her mom and #2 shes on a 2 week trial pass so i gotta act quick

thanks bros, and LADIES, lets hear what YOU would like to hear in this situation. reveal the secrets

[pudgy]

oh lord your in trouble.

try this, walk up in between her sets and say hi my name is ___
i noticed your new here, how are you and your SISTER enjoying the gym? Mom will like you and the explaining of the relationship will give you some time to imprevise.

[mdd]

Originally posted by pudgy
oh lord your in trouble.

lol thats what i say

i dunno about the sister comment though, i dont want it to seem like i'm hitting on the mom LOL

hopefully she'll come in alone sometime

get this, when they were leavin she was walkin next to her mom but then went out of her way to walk right in front of my desk, while her mom went straight to the door on the other side of the ab machines, i noticed even the mom looked at her like "where the hell are you going"


<sigh> difficult women

[pudgy]

either be proactive and ask her for her number or be reactive and wish you had when she is gone.

[pudgy]

hehe, i bet i could get those digits. her mom would join the gym, and let you borrow her car

[mdd]

alrighty, i work tomarrow night, hopefully she'll be in

[j8k]

Dude just walk up to her, pull your pants down and say 'what do you think?'

j/k but man I miss those days bro. I'm married now and I feel like Al Bundy. Soak that shit up. That goes for all of you single fuckers.

[dragonmona]

Originally posted by Friggemall
mdd - pudgy just gave you the in bro. you work there - it's the obvious appoach. Ask her if she has any questions now that she's been able to work out there a couple times. And like pudgy also said, proactive or reactive. Listen to him, pudgy gives pretty damn good advice...


now pay up pudge j/k mdd listen to him!

Great advice!!

dm

[Auriflex]

I say force her into the locker room after hours with your chocolate revolver. Then when she's wide-eyed and scared, trembling at your every word - eat the end of the revolver.

You both will have a good laugh.

[Blackfoot]

Originally posted by j8k
Dude just walk up to her, pull your pants down and say 'what do you think?'

j/k but man I miss those days bro. I'm married now and I feel like Al Bundy. Soak that shit up. That goes for all of you single fuckers.

That's funny as hell.

[Kristylynn]

Why don't you just tell her your name, tell her yours and see what happens. There doesn't have to be a special conversation, just see what happens from there.

[3Vandoo]

Take no advices from me!

[pudgy]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
Take no advices from me!

bwahahahah, only if she's french

[trip]

Listen to Pudgy, he's 100% right on.

PAIN OF REGRET FEELS 10 X'S WORSE THAN THE PAIN OF FAILURE.

Every failure helps builds you're confidence, regrets are like super glue and keep you stuck where you are for a long long time.