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A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
Maam, what do you want with arsenic?
To kill my husband.
I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo and slowly nods. "I'm sorry maam, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
HA/HA/HA
Maam, what do you want with arsenic?
To kill my husband.
I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo and slowly nods. "I'm sorry maam, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
HA/HA/HA
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