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Story time with GG?! Todays story: GG?'s brush with road rage!
This story takes place 2 Sum_mers ago. I was downtown partying with my cousins (her birthday) and a few of their friends.
A bunch of crap went down at the nightclub we were in, so we had to book in a hurry. We had taken my other cousin's truck down as our ride so we retreated back to it and everyone piled in.
The birthday girl got in the passanger seat, my other cousin (her brother) in the driver. And 4 of us guys crammed into the back seat of the truck.
At this point, I guess I should describe the truck. It's one of those smaller chev blazers, and all of the back windows are tinted limo black. It was almost impossible to squish 4 200lb+ guys into the back of this truck but we did it. From the outside, you could only see my cousin's in the front seat. One being a girl and the other a featherweight at 150lbs.
So we peal out of the parking lot in a hurry and my cousin cuts off some punks in a lowrider pickup in the process. They lay on the horn, and my cousin gives them a finger. It had begun!
They tailgated, yelled, made obscene gestures, flashed their highbeams the works at us for about 4-5 blocks. My cousin was pissed and wanted to stop, but we really needed to get our asses out of dodge. So I told him to just keep driving and to ignore those motherfuckers.
Hell, we even kept calm when we got stopped at a red light and they got out of their vehicle. I saw through the tinted window that these were decent sized guys, but nothing big. Probably around 190 each.
It wasn't until the one guy circled around and kicked out the headlight then we opened the doors and started climbing out of the back.
LMFAO! You shoulda seen the looks on their faces when four 200lb+ guys started walking toward them. My male cousin in there as well. Like the true thugs they were, they RAN AWAY!! They got back into their truck and tried to take off.
But here's where luck started going our way. The same red light that stopped us, also stopped some cars behind us. They had nowhere to go, and nothing to do except lock the doors.
I wanted soo badly to fuck these guys up good, but we were in a hurry and had to do the next best thing. We rolled the truck over into the ditch! So effen funny looking at their scared faces while hanging upside down from their seatbelts.
A bunch of crap went down at the nightclub we were in, so we had to book in a hurry. We had taken my other cousin's truck down as our ride so we retreated back to it and everyone piled in.
The birthday girl got in the passanger seat, my other cousin (her brother) in the driver. And 4 of us guys crammed into the back seat of the truck.
At this point, I guess I should describe the truck. It's one of those smaller chev blazers, and all of the back windows are tinted limo black. It was almost impossible to squish 4 200lb+ guys into the back of this truck but we did it. From the outside, you could only see my cousin's in the front seat. One being a girl and the other a featherweight at 150lbs.
So we peal out of the parking lot in a hurry and my cousin cuts off some punks in a lowrider pickup in the process. They lay on the horn, and my cousin gives them a finger. It had begun!
They tailgated, yelled, made obscene gestures, flashed their highbeams the works at us for about 4-5 blocks. My cousin was pissed and wanted to stop, but we really needed to get our asses out of dodge. So I told him to just keep driving and to ignore those motherfuckers.
Hell, we even kept calm when we got stopped at a red light and they got out of their vehicle. I saw through the tinted window that these were decent sized guys, but nothing big. Probably around 190 each.
It wasn't until the one guy circled around and kicked out the headlight then we opened the doors and started climbing out of the back.
LMFAO! You shoulda seen the looks on their faces when four 200lb+ guys started walking toward them. My male cousin in there as well. Like the true thugs they were, they RAN AWAY!! They got back into their truck and tried to take off.
But here's where luck started going our way. The same red light that stopped us, also stopped some cars behind us. They had nowhere to go, and nothing to do except lock the doors.
I wanted soo badly to fuck these guys up good, but we were in a hurry and had to do the next best thing. We rolled the truck over into the ditch! So effen funny looking at their scared faces while hanging upside down from their seatbelts.
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