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    So the elevator opens and there's a mentally handicapped person in there...

    Dammit! Why me?

    I'm on the top floor, and this handicapped person obviously doesn't belong here. I bite my tongue and get on the elevator. The handicapped girl (I'm pretty sure it was a girl anyway) starts freeking out. Screaming at me all sorts of gibberish and what i think was "main floor".

    I try to calm her down but I think she only understands retard. The elevator stops on the way down, but nobody gets on. The handicapped person probably got on when the elevator was on it's way up instead of down.

    Now she's freaking out even worse, banging the door and hitting her head against the wall. I was contemplateing restraining her so she didn't hurt anyone when she suddenly stopped. That's when I noticed the rapidly expanding "wet spot" soaking her crotch.

    Suddenly, there's 2 people yelling and freaking out on the elevator!

    Man, that was way worse than the time that dude was stareing at my crotch for the whole ride...
    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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    bro ..lmfao wtf?

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    • #3
      lmfao.and i thought my day was bad.
      I don't know you.But I know your kind.

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      • #4
        funny and all but kinda sad in a way bro. my lil bro is like that bro, sweetest person with the greatest heart but has his illness. i hate it when people refer to them has "retarded."

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        • #5
          LMFAO

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          • #6
            im sorry
            three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BossDJ02
              funny and all but kinda sad in a way bro. my lil bro is like that bro, sweetest person with the greatest heart but has his illness. i hate it when people refer to them has "retarded."
              Sorry bro,

              I was just a little flustered. I'm getting pissed off at all the weirdo's that ride my elevator. My aunt had a mental illness, I know how it feels.
              RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

              Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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              • #8
                you didnt finish the story.

                did you hook up and get the digits or not?
                "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

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                moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jipped genes
                  you didnt finish the story.

                  did you hook up and get the digits or not?
                  Chicks who drool and wet their pants really yank my crank!
                  RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                  Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Got Gear?
                    Sorry bro,

                    I was just a little flustered. I'm getting pissed off at all the weirdo's that ride my elevator. My aunt had a mental illness, I know how it feels.
                    no worries bro ure still a cool guy!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Got Gear?
                      Chicks who drool and wet their pants really yank my crank!
                      HAHAHEHEHAHA ME TOO!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Got Gear?
                        Chicks who drool and wet their pants really yank my crank!
                        i knew you were a playa! how did you do with the guy staring at your crotch?
                        "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                        A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                        husband of the year

                        moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                        • #13
                          OMG jipped u jsut lit my day up man thats was great she peed ehrslef and bange dher hea don wall hahahahahahahahaha
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                            • #15
                              she probably peed herself while she was staring at your crotch, you just didn't notice with all the screaming and stuff....

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