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    Best Man Speech

    Ok so far all I have is an ok opening Joke...... anyone have any advice on this... or know some generic stuff that could be altered to fit the need?

    I am pretty close with both of them, but have only known the bride for 3 years... I really dont have much to say about her.

    I have a good closing as well...... "Its not about finding someone you can spend the rest of your life with, its about finding the person you cant live without" although they used the line in the movie American Wedding..... But i had the line befoe i saw the movie..

    ohhhh well, any advice would be great..... I suck at speaking infront of people
    I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.





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  • #2
    watch four wedding and a funeral , good inspiration

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    • #3
      Here's a great opening joke.

      Address the groom and tell all the ladies in the house that he's now a married man, and all women with keys to his place should return them now. Everyone will look around confused like, and nothing will happen.
      Then address the bride and say basically the same thing..except talk to about 10 guys before hand and warn them. So when you finish talking, a bunch of guys walk over to the bride and start dropping their keys on the table.

      Embarassing stories about their past is always fair game as well.
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      • #4
        that is pretty funny actually, but i dont know if i could pull it off..........
        Originally posted by Got Gear?
        Here's a great opening joke.

        Address the groom and tell all the ladies in the house that he's now a married man, and all women with keys to his place should return them now. Everyone will look around confused like, and nothing will happen.
        Then address the bride and say basically the same thing..except talk to about 10 guys before hand and warn them. So when you finish talking, a bunch of guys walk over to the bride and start dropping their keys on the table.

        Embarassing stories about their past is always fair game as well.
        I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.





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        • #5
          Originally posted by lxorl
          that is pretty funny actually, but i dont know if i could pull it off..........
          I've seen it done at a couple of different weddings and it always got a great laugh.
          RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

          Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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          • #6
            im not really friends with anyone else going to the wedding, so it would be hard for me to set up.... also they already live together.

            Originally posted by Got Gear?
            I've seen it done at a couple of different weddings and it always got a great laugh.
            I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.





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            • #7
              Originally posted by Got Gear?
              Here's a great opening joke.

              Address the groom and tell all the ladies in the house that he's now a married man, and all women with keys to his place should return them now. Everyone will look around confused like, and nothing will happen.
              Then address the bride and say basically the same thing..except talk to about 10 guys before hand and warn them. So when you finish talking, a bunch of guys walk over to the bride and start dropping their keys on the table.

              Embarassing stories about their past is always fair game as well.
              that is fucking awesome! that would be great!
              The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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              • #8
                damn i hate being in weddings ....

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                • #9
                  just don't ask njjucier

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                  • #10
                    lmfao yea dont ask njjuicer lol

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