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kick the cat
a little boy comes down to breakfast. he lives on a farm and his mother asks him if he has done all his chores.not yet he says. his mother tells him he cant have any breakfast until he does his chores. hes pissed , so he goes and feeds the chickens , and he kicks a chicken. as he feeds the cows he kicks a cow. then when he feeds the pigs he kicks a pig. he goes back to breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl with cereal in it. how come i dont have any eggs or bacon , wheres my milk for my cereal he asks. i saw you kick a chicken so you dont get any eggs for a week , i saw you kick the pig , and cow so no bacon or milk for a week either his mother says. just then his father comes in the kitchen and kicks the cat out of the doorway. the little boy smiles at his mother and says , do you want to tell him or should i.
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Shoot, I dont get it LoL -
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ROLF
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LMAO,,,,good one!I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.
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haha good one!Comment
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that's great....I look forward to these!
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thats funnyCorny DevilComment
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funny shit
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*LMAO*Originally posted by Mudge
Shoot, I dont get it LoLComment
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thats funny LOLComment
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