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One Night of Foozwall with 3Vandooooo
So, we are on a Tuesday night, there is a pratice between 1900 to 2130, no big deal, the usual bull shit with my 41 players, 37 who are rookies. 
All garden midget dwarf, the size of 6yo when they are 15.
So, after 1h of witnessing my """"""""players"""""""" hitting like a bunch of queers at the gay parade festival I decided it was enought and I did two drills of head to head to break their tempo of queerness probably given by them, by their liberal parents.
On the second drill, I said "Listen girls, im sure 7 players wil either die, get injured or leave in ambulance"
We start the drill, the first 20 min was quite boring, not able to correctly hit exempt for 3 of my vets, one of them Im sure I will see in Pakistan in some years shooting at American soldiers, and this will probably be my fault.
Anyway, we started the drill at 22 players, suddenly there is 20,
18
15
14
11
I look at the managers corner and I see A LOT of lil garden dwarfs with ice on their head, ankle, hands or crying like babies.
Suddenly an ambulance arrives, and taking two players away, one for a broken arm, the other one for a neck injury.
So I kinda feel bad, as I promised that atleast 7 would go, but now my 2 players will feel alone at the hospital.
Anyway, I have parents that came to shit to me, I told them if they wanted their kids to be playing a sport which is not violent and less physically demanding they should ask them to cut their lawn and stop breaking my blue balls with it.
And that is a truth story
All garden midget dwarf, the size of 6yo when they are 15.
So, after 1h of witnessing my """"""""players"""""""" hitting like a bunch of queers at the gay parade festival I decided it was enought and I did two drills of head to head to break their tempo of queerness probably given by them, by their liberal parents.
On the second drill, I said "Listen girls, im sure 7 players wil either die, get injured or leave in ambulance"
We start the drill, the first 20 min was quite boring, not able to correctly hit exempt for 3 of my vets, one of them Im sure I will see in Pakistan in some years shooting at American soldiers, and this will probably be my fault.
Anyway, we started the drill at 22 players, suddenly there is 20,
18
15
14
11
I look at the managers corner and I see A LOT of lil garden dwarfs with ice on their head, ankle, hands or crying like babies.
Suddenly an ambulance arrives, and taking two players away, one for a broken arm, the other one for a neck injury.
So I kinda feel bad, as I promised that atleast 7 would go, but now my 2 players will feel alone at the hospital.
Anyway, I have parents that came to shit to me, I told them if they wanted their kids to be playing a sport which is not violent and less physically demanding they should ask them to cut their lawn and stop breaking my blue balls with it.
And that is a truth story
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