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  • -= Auriflex =-

    I'm going to bug you every day for the rest of your life unless you get me what i want.

    and just so you remember, it's blue, shiny, with a little bit of white precious metal.

    I'll even send some midget porn as a bonus if you're nice about it ...

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    Re: -= Auriflex =-

    Originally posted by CJWolf
    I'm going to bug you every day for the rest of your life unless you get me what i want.

    and just so you remember, it's blue, shiny, with a little bit of white precious metal.

    I'll even send some midget porn as a bonus if you're nice about it ...
    Dude.. your penis peircing is stainless steal. It ain't percious... and if you'd take care of that infection, your cock N balls wouldn't be blue either...

    I understand your urgency about getting it back tho!
    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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    • #3
      I'm just worried that it's shiny, frightens me ...

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      • #4
        Oh yea. :p Let me work up something ASAP.

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        • #5
          just checking ...

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          • #6
            about them ...

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            • #7
              Check your pm.

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              • #8
                midget porn?auri is over that phase, he is into amputee porn at this time.
                "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                husband of the year

                moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jipped genes
                  midget porn?auri is over that phase, he is into amputee porn at this time.
                  Do they really have shit like that? Even I am nauseated by the notion. Either that or my chicken wasnt cooked all the way.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Auriflex
                    Do they really have shit like that? Even I am nauseated by the notion. Either that or my chicken wasnt cooked all the way.
                    they do! not that ive seen it or anything like that.

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                    • #11
                      well, my roommates were watching the porno channels the other night. They wanted me to watch it with them ... but i didn't ....

                      didn't want to that is, but i ended up being dragged into it. It was some midget chick in a shiny space outfit, and it was strangely erotic ... i can't remember if it was the one that was called "blowing my way" or if it was another one.

                      anyways, what i meant ot say is that you have a pm back ...

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                      • #12
                        i saw that world's wildest bacherlors party and they had a migdet up in there. bridget the midget. oh boy was i confused, felt guilt in watchin it. funny shit though.

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