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  • Anyone ever fart in the gym?

    I was just wondering if any of you guys ever blow-ass in the gym. I do it all the the time. I was doing leg presses today and decided I should ease one out before I started and blow everyone away while doing my reps. A few seconds later, this chick walks through my "fog" and makes this ugly face, turns around and walks off.
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    hahaha u tool but ye aiw as squatting 335 and one blew out and i sjtu cracked up and ha dto dump the bar or im sur eid ahve fallen over laughin so bad enough the fart was loud as hell everyone looked when 300 lsb came crashign down and em alugihn lieka girl lol
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    • #3
      Originally posted by njjuicer
      hahaha u tool but ye aiw as squatting 335 and one blew out and i sjtu cracked up and ha dto dump the bar or im sur eid ahve fallen over laughin so bad enough the fart was loud as hell everyone looked when 300 lsb came crashign down and em alugihn lieka girl lol
      You too, but I was squatting 336lbs and one blew out and I just cracked up and I had to dump te bar or I would have fallen over laughing so bad enought the fart was loud as hell, everyone looked when 300lbs came crashing down and im laughing like a girl lol

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      • #4
        I farted today during shoulder presses.......my buddy actually shit himself during deadlifts...yee haw

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        • #5
          ew thats jsut ansty!!!!!!!!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by njjuicer
            ew thats jsut ansty!!!!!!!!

            NOW I KNOW!!!

            it is not because of a overdose of clen or ephedrine but you are from West Virginia!
            three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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            • #7
              man i only fart between sets. I'm scared a chunk might blow out during.

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              • #8
                no new jersey!
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                • #9
                  not at the gym but at the field where i go to walk and jog. I was doing some crunches and laid a loud one, hahahahaa

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                  • #10
                    allmost ever time i go high protein diets

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                    • #11
                      I love "Drive By" and do it

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rado
                        I love "Drive By" and do it

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                        • #13
                          oh man....I hate it when I walk through someones "fog" at the gym......it makes it really hard to breath properly for max growth.


                          Where do you live again, maybe that was me. hehe
                          You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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                          • #14
                            That sounds about right Phyzed. The other day some guy was sitting on the leg press, and I walked by. I think he shit his pants, this was no ordinary fart smell, it was racid.
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                            • #15
                              Lol, the only time I fart is when I'm walking outside
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