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So Monday, on my way home I was stuck for two hours on the highway. Two fucking hours to do 3km. Now Imagine a 300lbs, stuck in a Suzuki Sidekick, singing some Irish songs.
Anyway, when I arrived home I had a craving for fatty, disgusting, american gastronomy, so I went to McKiddies.
I turned into the parking and some kids in a civic got out of the drive thrue, and they cut me off to get parked.
I am pissed, I yelled "That it you fucking moron, that it asshole nice, nice fuck"
They looked at me, with a face, like what the fuck man! fuck you man!
I got out of my car at the same time as these a-hole. The drive dropped his keys when he saw me
The passengers walked very fast toward the door and I followed him, the bloke was short, shit.
So behinf him I was shooting, walk faster you dwarf, come on go run to your mama, so she give you vitamin so you can reach 4'11 before you are 21!
He seemed like pissed.
So I am in, looking at what gastronomy,
the US offers me. I see, these fuckers all dressed in thugs, thinking they are the shit, oh yeaaaaah! I listen to emimen, dress like a black guy, talk funny, have an afro on my head and I am the shit dont fuck with me. Hmm yeah ok!!!!!!!!!
So I saw that they are in good company of a girl maybe 18 max, in tops and short dress, so I looked at her like, naaaaaaaah not bad lil slut.
So they all looked at me, I laughed and turned and said, Yep nice TIFL (teen Ill like to fuck) then while waiting for my bag, I looked at her, directly at her boobs and shooted loudly like talking to myself, "Yeah they are not bad, but you boy friend has biggers titis. you must be jealous" Got my bag and left,
at the door, I lleft a "See ya losers!"
Anyway, when I arrived home I had a craving for fatty, disgusting, american gastronomy, so I went to McKiddies.
I turned into the parking and some kids in a civic got out of the drive thrue, and they cut me off to get parked.
I am pissed, I yelled "That it you fucking moron, that it asshole nice, nice fuck"
They looked at me, with a face, like what the fuck man! fuck you man!
I got out of my car at the same time as these a-hole. The drive dropped his keys when he saw me
The passengers walked very fast toward the door and I followed him, the bloke was short, shit.
So behinf him I was shooting, walk faster you dwarf, come on go run to your mama, so she give you vitamin so you can reach 4'11 before you are 21!
He seemed like pissed.
So I am in, looking at what gastronomy,
the US offers me. I see, these fuckers all dressed in thugs, thinking they are the shit, oh yeaaaaah! I listen to emimen, dress like a black guy, talk funny, have an afro on my head and I am the shit dont fuck with me. Hmm yeah ok!!!!!!!!!
So I saw that they are in good company of a girl maybe 18 max, in tops and short dress, so I looked at her like, naaaaaaaah not bad lil slut.
So they all looked at me, I laughed and turned and said, Yep nice TIFL (teen Ill like to fuck) then while waiting for my bag, I looked at her, directly at her boobs and shooted loudly like talking to myself, "Yeah they are not bad, but you boy friend has biggers titis. you must be jealous" Got my bag and left,
at the door, I lleft a "See ya losers!"
btw why u lookin at her b/f tities lol
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