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cowboy in a gay bar
COWBOY IN A GAY BAR
>> >A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar.
>>"But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink." Whan
the
>>gay waiter approaches, he say to the cowboy, "What's the name of your
>>penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a
>>drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you
>>tell the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
>>slogan"Just Do It". The guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers,
>>Because "It Really Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the
>>bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the
>>cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey
>>bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a
smile,
>>"TIMEX" The thirsty cowboy asks, why Timex?" The fella proudly
replies,
>>"Cause it takes a lickin, and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the
>>cowboy turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity
margarita
>>and says, "So, what do you call your?" The man turns to him and
proudly
>>exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is job number one." The he adds,
"Have
>>you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think
for
>>a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he
turns
>>to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now
give
>>me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
>>puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
>>ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
>> >A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar.
>>"But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink." Whan
the
>>gay waiter approaches, he say to the cowboy, "What's the name of your
>>penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a
>>drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you
>>tell the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
>>slogan"Just Do It". The guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers,
>>Because "It Really Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the
>>bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the
>>cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey
>>bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a
smile,
>>"TIMEX" The thirsty cowboy asks, why Timex?" The fella proudly
replies,
>>"Cause it takes a lickin, and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the
>>cowboy turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity
margarita
>>and says, "So, what do you call your?" The man turns to him and
proudly
>>exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is job number one." The he adds,
"Have
>>you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think
for
>>a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he
turns
>>to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now
give
>>me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
>>puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
>>ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
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