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    i just burned my tongue on my yam. i think ill sue kenmore because they made the microwave wich heated the spud wich burned my tongue. i will sue for pain and suffering and emotional distress, loss of work (not that kind of work pervert), and mental anguish. i need a few pergurors i mean witnesses , who's in for 10 percent of the booty, umm i mean settlement perverts.

  • #2
    Im in!! We should make this a class action lawsuit against appliance companies. Last week I was taking a delicious-looking turkey out of the oven and burned my damn hand on the pan it was in. I had turned the oven off too but the damn thing was still hot.
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    • #3
      If you'd take the plastic off before you ate it, it wouldn't be so hot.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BouncersBabe
        If you'd take the plastic off before you ate it, it wouldn't be so hot.
        your words are like daggers to my soul. wanna kiss it and make it better :p

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        • #5
          the manufacturer of the microwave can make you comfortable but who you need to sue is the electric company for putting out a product that can make a product like a microwave into a potential taste bud destoying device. then sue the government for not protecting you for the power company and the microwave company. now you will be rich beyond bill gates wildest dreams you must make these insolent bastards pay for your pain oh scorched tongue one. we will
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          • #6
            or can u jsut cook it for elss time
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            • #7
              Originally posted by jipped genes
              the manufacturer of the microwave can make you comfortable but who you need to sue is the electric company for putting out a product that can make a product like a microwave into a potential taste bud destoying device. then sue the government for not protecting you for the power company and the microwave company. now you will be rich beyond bill gates wildest dreams you must make these insolent bastards pay for your pain oh scorched tongue one. we will
              And while we're at it, we can sue General Electric which made the plugin that carried the electricity!

              So we'll sue the plugin company, the carried the power that ran the microwave that heated the potatoe, that burnt pudgy's tongue.

              Hmm.. and what about the fertalizer that was fed to the potatoe?
              RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by njjuicer
                or can u jsut cook it for elss time
                Don't be stupid!
                RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                • #9
                  sorry







                  :p
                  The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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                  • #10
                    ouch

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