Im the Bestman... I need some help here!!

[Gearhead]

ok im the best man at my dads weding. What the hell do i say lol... just need a little help and i need some kind of joke saying to end the speech... so what have you heard or said at a weding..

[Got Gear?]

The best jokes at a wedding arn't jokes, but rather embarassing stories.

A good joke is to do the following:

Announce to everyone that your father is now married, and all of his flings should return his house and bedroom keys.... nobody will get up.

Then announce the same thing for the bride, but tell a bunch of the men about it ahead of time. So when your finished the announcement, about 20 guys get up and give their keys to the bride.

[##spiderbaby##]

Nice Got Gear. That would be a great toasting speech. Just get some key blanks from the local hardware.

perfect.