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    On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the
    > > middle of nowhere, the
    > > following people are suddenly stranded after a
    > > shipwreck
    > >
    > > 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    > > 2 French men and 1 French woman
    > > 2 German men and 1 German woman
    > > 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    > > 2 English men and 1 English woman
    > > 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
    > > 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
    > > 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
    > > 2 American men and 1 American woman
    > > 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
    > > One month later on these same absolutely
    > > stunning deserted islands in the
    > > middle of nowhere, the following things have
    > > occurred:
    > >
    > > One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
    > > the Italian woman.
    > > The 2 French men and the French woman are living
    > > happily together in a
    > > menage-a-trois.
    > > The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule
    > > of alternating visits with
    > > the German woman.
    > > The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and
    > > the Greek woman is cleaning
    > > and cooking for them.
    > > The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the
    > > endless ocean, and another long
    > > look at the Bulgarian woman, and started
    > > swimming.
    > > The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo, and are
    > > awaiting instructions.
    > > The 2 Chinese men have set up a herbal pharmacy,
    > > a take-away and a laundry,
    > > and have got the woman pregnant in order to
    > > supply employees for their
    > > enterprises.
    > > The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues
    > > of suicide because the
    > > American woman keeps endlessly complaining about
    > > her body; the true nature
    > > of feminism; how she can do everything they can
    > > do; the necessity of
    > > fulfilment; the equal division of household
    > > chores;
    > > how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how
    > > her last boyfriend respected
    > > her opinion and treated her nicer than they do;
    > > how her relationship with
    > > her mother is improving and how at least the
    > > taxes are low and it isn't
    > > raining.
    > > The 2 English men are waiting for someone to
    > > introduce them to the woman.
    > > The 2 Irish men have divided the island into
    > > North and South and set up a
    > > distillery. They do not remember if sex is in
    > > the picture because it gets
    > > sort of foggy after the first few litres of
    > > coconut whisky and beating the
    > > shit out of each other. But they're happy
    > > because at least the English
    > > aren't having any fun

  • #2
    lol

    long ass read

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    • #3
      lol!
      Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

      "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
      Muhammad Ali

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      • #4
        i leik the thign wit bulgarians and the japanese lol
        The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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